Celebrate Teacher's Day On 5 September By Sending Out Hilarious Yet Respectful Messages To Your Teachers, Professors, Guides, Trainers And Mentors..
00हर लफ्ज़ के मायने मोहब्बत और
हर जंग का मक़सद जीत नहीं होता।
चाँद भी आता है ज़मीं पर
मगर कभी - कभी ।
अगर क़यामत तुम जैसी है
तो आज ही हो जाए ।
ये शायरी भी तेरी वफ़ा सी है
कभी बे-इन्तेहाँ
तो कभी बे-नियाज़ ।
सब आज ही बयां करोगे
कुछ तो अगली मुलाक़ात के लिए रख लो ।
सब आज ही बयां करने दो
अगली मुलाक़ात से पहले क़यामत ना हो ।
अलविदा, अब चलता हूँ
जो था सब कह दिया ।
वो चले जाते हैं अक्सर
बस कुछ देर ठहर कर ।
पत्तों की रौनक ही
पेड़ों की दास्ताँ है
ठूंठ तो बस
दर्द बयां करते हैं ।
फ़िज़ा सफ़ेद चादर ओढ़ ले
तो रुत सर्द जान पड़ती है
गुलिस्तां सजाने की चाहत हो
तो बहारों सा मिजाज़ रखिये ।
तनहाई में रहने का सबब पूछते हैं
वो जो ज़माने भर का ग़म दे गए ।
अंगारों को छूने की चाहत तो है
मगर हिम्मत नहीं ।
मुददत हुई या सदियाँ
तेरे इंतज़ार ने ये भी भुला दिया ।
जाने कब से हैं सुलग रहे
चंद बूंदों की चाहत में ।
उफ़ान और तूफ़ान
हदों के मोहताज़ नहीं ।
गुस्ताख़ी हमसे हुई है
तोहमत शराब को ना दे कोई ।
ज़लज़ले मुक़र्रर होंगे
तेरी तहरीर पर ।
समंदर सीने में है
फासले से देखिये
यूँ बेपरवाह कभी हम भी थे
एक लहर के आते ही शिकार हो गए ।
मैं तेरे ख़िलाफ़ हूँ क्यूंकि
तू मेरे ख़िलाफ़ है ।
ये ज़िन्दगी फ़क़त तेरे नाम की बरक़त से काबिज़ है ।
सहर तूने लिखवा दिया सूरज
अब ज़माना पढ़ रहा है ।
Urdu |
217Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.
English |
186As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..
English |
284On this speacial Teacher's Day,
i one of your many students
Wish You a Long, Healthy and Prosperous Life .
Happy Teacher's Day!
English |
248Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
- Tarun Goma
RAJ: Pata nahin.
SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?
SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..
Hindi |
3014A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
English |
2811Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..
English |
408A teacher fails when
his students leave the will to study..
English |
5217Teacher to student-homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student-sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir,maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
Student-paani nahi tha sir
Teacher-arey, pani kyu ni tha?
Student-sir motor ni chal rahi thi.
Teacher-huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua?
Student-kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.
Hindi
228World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..
English |
102Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..
English |
169One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."
English |
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