00Judge: why are you arrested..?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were you shopping?
Santa : Before opening the shop.
English |
11Santa : Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai?
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Banta: Tu v bilkul khota hi hai.
Sent Message Matlab Khushboo Wala Message.
Hindi |
41Santa apni beti ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi gayaa.
Wahaan se biwi ko phone karta hai:
"Oh bai toni di mummy,
24 da te koi ni milyeaa,
12-12 de hi do labh laan."
Punjabi
10Santa opens the door of his car,
when suddenly another car came along
and hit the door,
ripping it off completely.
Santa to Police Officer: Look what they've done to my Car! He whined.
"You are so materialistic, you make me sick!", retorted the officer.
"You're so worried about your car,
that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh no!", replied Santa ,
finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's my Rolex..?!"
English |
00Santa got a Mercedes Benz on his birthday.
But he is not driving.
Why..?
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He don't want to sit on Driver's Seat..!!
English |
10Santa to doctor- apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai
- Tarun Goma
par muje to koi fark nai pada?
Doctor- konsa game khelte ho?
Santa - mobile mai snake wala..
Hindi |
00Santa went to a shop with the Indian Flag and
asked the shop-keeper to show more colors for it..
English |
10Santa was experimenting with a cockroach.
He cut one of his legs and told it to walk.
The cockroach began moving slowly.
He continued till all legs were cut.
Then he told it to walk, but it didn't move.
So he wrote the inference:
If all the legs of a cockroach were cut,
it loses it's ability to hear.
English
21Santa & Banta Safar Te Ja Rahe See,
- Tarun Goma
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gayi
Te Oh Tent Laga Ke So Gaye,
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha
Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa Riha Hai
Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa : Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai..
Punjabi |
10Santa in london went to hotel to eat chicken.
He forgot the english name.
Waiter: What do you like to have, sir?
Santa : Egg's mother..
English
02Santa ki girlfrnd romantic mood me...
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai.. Aa jao..!!
Santa - tu mere ghar aaja,
mere ghar sab log hai,
Tera man lag jayega...!!
Hindi
10Santa Park me Baita tha.
Friend : Kya kar raha hai?
Santa : Badla le Raha hu.
Friend : Kisse?
Santa : Waqt ne Muje Barbad kiya hai,
ab mai Waqt ko barbad kar raha hu..
Hindi
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