रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

10

Hindi |

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A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.

10

Hindi

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
.
.
.
.
Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha....
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte.....
.
.
.
.
.
Girl: Saale.... Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
.
.
Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi.. :P

- Tarun Goma

10

Hindi |

Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.

20

English |

Jab koi itna khas ban jaye
uske baare mein sochna ehsas ban jaye
to maang lena khuda se use zindagi bhar ke liye
isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS ban jaye..

- Rd

40

Hindi |

Doctor (at door, to butler): Tell your master the doctor is here.
Butler: The master is in great pain, sir. He is receiving nobody.

00

English |

Three signs that a person is working in Coporate:
1. Stressed
2. Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed..

40

English |

A lady was driving her daughter when
the smoke in the sky made everything look surreal.

"Oh dear, look at the sun," she told her daughter .
"It looks like a big ball of fire."

The 3-year-old preschooler replied:
"It is a big ball of fire."

10

English |

Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.

01

English |

Izhaar-e-Kadki = Paise ki Killat
1 Dost - Yaar aajkal GF se udhaar le kar
kaam chala raha hun.

2 Dost - Mere paas to cigarette
tak ke paise nahi hain..

31

Hindi |

One special surprise for you, close ur eyes .
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1..
Surprise cancelled.
Tum ne aankh band hi nahi ki..

21

Hindi

A baniya boy on date with his girlfrnd.
On coming back home,
His dad: Kitne rupye kharche?
Son: 500
Dad: (angrily) 500?
Son: Haa! wo itne hi leke aayi thi.

31

Hindi

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