Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..

Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..


English |

Recommended for You »

  1. The Evil Sea Is Vast Turn The Head And You Are ..
  2. History Sir Was On Leave So Science Sir Was Asked To ..
  3. Orayiram Kanikonnakal Mansil Pookunnu Oru Vishu Kaalam Koodi Vishu Kaineetamayu Ente Hridayathil ..
  4. A U R Active B U R Best C ..
  5. After Returning Back From A Foreign Trip Santa Asked His Wife ..
  6. Mohabbat Ka Yaaron Sila Kuch Nahi Ek Gham Ke Siwa Mila ..
  7. एक बार संता को उदास बैठा हुआ देख कर बंता ..
  8. Roti Kapda Makan Bijli Aur Bandwidth Is The New Slogan That ..
  9. Yeh Parda Dari Hai Ya Tamasha Mujhi Mein Reh Kar Mujhi ..
  10. Hope Is Generally A Wrong Guide Though It Is Good Company ..

Share & Let Everyone Read

Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us

Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..

What's more


Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.


Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.