If you want to tell people the truth,
make them laugh,
otherwise they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde

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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig,
you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. - George Bernard Shaw

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Ishwar chitra mein nahi charitra mein basta hai..
Apni aatma ko mandir banao..

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Be like a duck.
Remain calm on the surface and
paddle like hell underneath. - Michael Caine

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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live,
it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

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The greatest weapon against stress is
our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James

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Patriotism means to stand by the country.
It does not mean to stand by the President.
- Theodore Roosevelt

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Life is short, but there is always time enough for courtesy.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I don’t believe in miracles.
I rely on them.

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Walking on water and
developing software from a specification are easy
if both are frozen. - Edward V. Berard

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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather..
not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Never worry about numbers.
Help one person at a time,
and always start with the person nearest you.
- Mother Teresa

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