If You Want To Tell People The Truth Make Them Laugh Otherwise 2181 SMS

If you want to tell people the truth,
make them laugh,
otherwise they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde

English | Feb 26, 2013

Real integrity is doing the right thing,
knowing that nobody's going to know
whether you did it or not. - Oprah Winfrey

English | Mar 05, 2014

Walking on water and
developing software from a specification are easy
if both are frozen. - Edward V. Berard

English | Feb 15, 2013

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us very special. - Stephen William Hawking

English | Apr 17, 2013

An honest politician is one who,
when he is bought, will stay bought. -Simon Cameron

English | May 13, 2013

Someone who doesn't care about what's distant
will soon encounter worries at hand. - Confucius

English | Mar 22, 2013

Rumors are carried by haters,
spread by fools and
accepted by idiots.

English | Feb 27, 2013

It is easier to denature plutonium
than to denature the evil spirit of man.
- Albert Einstein

English | Apr 10, 2014

We all live under the same sky ,
but we don't all have the same horizon. - Konrad Adenauer

English | Aug 15, 2013

Be sure you put your feet in the right place,
then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

English | Apr 22, 2013

If you are out to describe the truth,
leave elegance to the tailor.
- Ludwig Boltzmann

English | Dec 05, 2013

The most wasted of all days
is one in which you did not once laugh.

English | Mar 21, 2013

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