20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
10
English
10Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.
Hindi
31Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!
Hindi
102 things r Xtremly difficult
-To plant ur idea in some1's head
-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
English
00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
10Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.
English
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