Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

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Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

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Punjabi

While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering

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Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.

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Husband aur Wife ghoomne gaye.
Raaste mein ek gadha ghaas khaa raha tha.
Husband : Dekho tumhaara rishtedaar ghaas khaa rahaa hai.
Namaste karo.
Wife boli: Namaste sasurji.

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