Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering

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Men are idiots and I married their king.

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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

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WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

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Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..

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Evolution of man:
Shaadi ke pehle: Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1
Shaadi ke pehle: Maine pyaar kiya
Shaadi ke baad: Yeh maine kya kiya
Shaadi ke pehle: Jaaneman mat jaao
Shaadi ke baad: Jaan mat khaao
Shaadi ke pehle: Tum bin raha na jaaye
Shaadi ke baad: Tum ko sahaa na jaaye
Shaadi ke pehle: Kuch to bolo
Shaadi ke baad: Kabhi chup bhi ho jaaya karo
Shaadi ke pehle: I LOVE U
Shaadi ke baad: Aaj fir aaloo
Shaadi ke pehle: Milne kab aaogi
Shaadi ke baad: Maaike kab jaaogi

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A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

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