When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)
A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.
Santa's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa: Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.
आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle Apne dil ki suno,
Phir Dimaag ki suno Aur
Finally Majboor hoke wahi karo
Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.
Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Husband wife ghoomne gaye.
Raaste mein ek gadha ghaas khaa raha tha.
Husband: Dekho tumhaara rishtedaar ghaas khaa rahaa hai.
Wife boli: Namaste sasurji.
Wife: Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
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