Wife: Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa: Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

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What is marriage?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.

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Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.

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Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

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Wife: Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

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Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.

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Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..

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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

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