Happy Ganesh Chaturthi - Joy Elephant Drawing

Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!

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A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage.

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Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!

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Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)

- Tarun Goma

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The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.

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A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

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Before marriage:
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage:
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.

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Men are idiots and I married their king.

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