Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

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I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

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A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

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Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.

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Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.

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Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)

- Tarun Goma

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Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

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