The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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Husband messages wife: Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife: I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife: You Idiot, I am dying my hair.

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Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
Husband: You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.

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Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.

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Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..

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Wife: Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband: Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife: Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband: Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.

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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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