Men are idiots and I married their king.
Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.
Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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