Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!
Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Two Most Important People in a Man's Life:
One brings You in this World Crying,
Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
Husband: You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.
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