I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!

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I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

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Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.

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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

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Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."

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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

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Wife: Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife: Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

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