Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!

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Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."

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Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

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A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Two Most Important People in a Man's Life:


1. Mother.

2. Wife.



One brings You in this World Crying,

&

Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!

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Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
Husband: You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.

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Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

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A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.

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