Yin-YangQi

ਪਉੜੀ ॥ ਜਿਉ ਜਿਉ ਤੇਰਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਤਿਵੈ ਤਿਉ ਹੋਵਣਾ ॥
ਜਹ ਜਹ ਰਖਹਿ ਆਪਿ ਤਹ ਜਾਇ ਖੜੋਵਣਾ ॥
{ਪੰਨਾ 523}



Punjabi |
taj.jpg

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

10

English

Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.

20

Hindi |

Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.

10

Hindi

Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

00

English

Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.

50

Hindi

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

10

English

Men are idiots and I married their king.

10

English |

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

00

English

We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

00

English

♥ Recommended for You »

  1. A Monk Asked Tianping Congyi The Mountains Rivers And The Great ..
  2. The Direct Use Of Force Is Such A Poor Solution To ..
  3. Learn To Laugh Then Probably You Don T Have To Learn To Drink ..
  4. Those Who Are At War With Others Are Not At Peace ..
  5. Kabhi Yak Bayak Tawajjo Kabhi Dafatan Taghaaful Mujhe Aazma Raha Hai ..
  6. Vidaai Ke Time DULHE Ka Mobile Baja DULHAN Ne Thapad Maar ..
  7. Radha Kabhi Ram Banke Kabhi Shyam Banke Chale Aana Prabhuji Chale ..
  8. Bahut Oonche Uthiye Bahut Dooor Jaaiye Mushkilein Aayein Bhi To Na Ghabraaiye Mumkin Hai ..
  9. A Drowning Man Plucks At A Straw ..
  10. अकाल मृत्यु वो मरे जो कर्म करे चांडाल का काल उसका क्या ..

Share & Let Everyone Read









Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us

Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..



What's more

moderated-content-kids-safe

Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.
sms-api-always-win

API

Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.
rate-content

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.