I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
Wife: Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife: Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..
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