Yin-YangQi

ਪਉੜੀ ॥ ਜਿਉ ਜਿਉ ਤੇਰਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਤਿਵੈ ਤਿਉ ਹੋਵਣਾ ॥
ਜਹ ਜਹ ਰਖਹਿ ਆਪਿ ਤਹ ਜਾਇ ਖੜੋਵਣਾ ॥
{ਪੰਨਾ 523}



Punjabi |

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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English
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A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

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English |

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

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Hindi |

Men are idiots and I married their king.

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English |

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