10हर लफ्ज़ के मायने मोहब्बत और
हर जंग का मक़सद जीत नहीं होता।
चाँद भी आता है ज़मीं पर
मगर कभी - कभी ।
अगर क़यामत तुम जैसी है
तो आज ही हो जाए ।
ये शायरी भी तेरी वफ़ा सी है
कभी बे-इन्तेहाँ
तो कभी बे-नियाज़ ।
सब आज ही बयां करोगे
कुछ तो अगली मुलाक़ात के लिए रख लो ।
सब आज ही बयां करने दो
अगली मुलाक़ात से पहले क़यामत ना हो ।
अलविदा, अब चलता हूँ
जो था सब कह दिया ।
वो चले जाते हैं अक्सर
बस कुछ देर ठहर कर ।
पत्तों की रौनक ही
पेड़ों की दास्ताँ है
ठूंठ तो बस
दर्द बयां करते हैं ।
फ़िज़ा सफ़ेद चादर ओढ़ ले
तो रुत सर्द जान पड़ती है
गुलिस्तां सजाने की चाहत हो
तो बहारों सा मिजाज़ रखिये ।
तनहाई में रहने का सबब पूछते हैं
वो जो ज़माने भर का ग़म दे गए ।
अंगारों को छूने की चाहत तो है
मगर हिम्मत नहीं ।
मुददत हुई या सदियाँ
तेरे इंतज़ार ने ये भी भुला दिया ।
जाने कब से हैं सुलग रहे
चंद बूंदों की चाहत में ।
उफ़ान और तूफ़ान
हदों के मोहताज़ नहीं ।
गुस्ताख़ी हमसे हुई है
तोहमत शराब को ना दे कोई ।
ज़लज़ले मुक़र्रर होंगे
तेरी तहरीर पर ।
समंदर सीने में है
फासले से देखिये
यूँ बेपरवाह कभी हम भी थे
एक लहर के आते ही शिकार हो गए ।
मैं तेरे ख़िलाफ़ हूँ क्यूंकि
तू मेरे ख़िलाफ़ है ।
ये ज़िन्दगी फ़क़त तेरे नाम की बरक़त से काबिज़ है ।
सहर तूने लिखवा दिया सूरज
अब ज़माना पढ़ रहा है ।
Urdu |
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
20While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..
English
00A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
English
40Evolution of man:
Shaadi ke pehle: Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1
Shaadi ke pehle: Maine pyaar kiya
Shaadi ke baad: Yeh maine kya kiya
Shaadi ke pehle: Jaaneman mat jaao
Shaadi ke baad: Jaan mat khaao
Shaadi ke pehle: Tum bin raha na jaaye
Shaadi ke baad: Tum ko sahaa na jaaye
Shaadi ke pehle: Kuch to bolo
Shaadi ke baad: Kabhi chup bhi ho jaaya karo
Shaadi ke pehle: I LOVE U
Shaadi ke baad: Aaj fir aaloo
Shaadi ke pehle: Milne kab aaogi
Shaadi ke baad: Maaike kab jaaogi
Hindi
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
10Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.
Hindi
10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
English
00I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
English
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
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