Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:
आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle Apne dil ki suno,
Phir Dimaag ki suno Aur
Finally Majboor hoke wahi karo
Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
What is marriage?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.
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