50ਮੱਸੇ ਰੰਘੜ ਵਰਗੇ ਨੀ ਛੱਡੇ
ਤਾਂ ਟੀਨ ਦੇ ਡੱਬਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਕੀ ਔਕਾਤ ਏ
ਉੱਡਦੇ ਤੀਰ ਬੋਚਣ ਨਾ ਜਾ
ਨਾ ਰਹੇਗੀ ਹਕੂਮਤ ਨਾ ਰਾਜਾ ..
Punjabi |
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
01Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
English
10Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.
English
00Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.
English |
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
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