A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Wife: Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!
Specially for Valentine's day- Tarun Goma
Wife (waking up from her sleep): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)
Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife: VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
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