Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
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