00Pokémon Go
Look up, away from your phone and
both ways before crossing the street..
English |
13Santa went to an electrical shop.
Santa : 2 panke dena; 1 ladies aur 1 gents.
Salesman: Pankhon mein ladies aur gents nahi hota.
Santa : Kaise nahi hote..1 Bajaj ka de aur 1 Usha ka..
Hindi |
10रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..
Hindi |
70Sheher ki gali mein paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko paan
Khaa ke paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhaijaan"..
Hindi |
118मैं गया उसकी गली में
बोला दिल से दिल लगा लो
जब देखा उसकी मम्मी को
तो बोला जूते - चप्पल ठीक करा लो ..
Main gaya uski gali mein
bola dil se dil laga lo
jab dekha uski mummy ko
to bola joote-chappal theek kara lo..
Hindi |
00If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.
English |
22Ravan ko court laya gaya aur kaha gita pe haath rakho.
Ravan chillaya, Sita pe haath rakha to itna bawaal ho gaya
ab gita pe nahi rakhoonga.
Hindi
00Ek Maa ki request hai,
Please agr free msg ho to itna felao ki us ke bete tak pahuch jaye!
Beta RAMESH,
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaat choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao.
Hindi |
20A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. : Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai,
I'm already married.
Girl: Tumne to mujhe dara hi diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai..!!!
Hindi |
5011An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!
Punjabi
147Jo is waqt bor ho rahe hain,
Ye PROGRAM sirf unke liye hai.
Batayen Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha..?
Nahi pata..?
Jawab janiye is Break ke baad.
BREAK
- Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay
- Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS
- HERO HONDA dhak dhak go
- Panteen
Katrina ki pasand aur aapki?
- Surf Excel
Dadi ek minute
- Dew
Kyunki dar ke aage jeet hai
.
.
.
Welcome Back..
Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
.
.
Road pe lagaya gaya tha..
Hindi |
01Rajnikant's attitude as a student:
He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved al 150 and wrote:
RASCALLA ! CHECK ANY 100..
English
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