Yin-YangQi

Na jaan ki mustakbil mustaqil hi hoga
Lakhimpur Kheri ka hisaab hashiye pe hoga..

47

Urdu |

Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwaa dete,
paas hote to theek,
warna insurance claim karwaa lete..

131

Hindi

To be a Good Professional
always start to study late for the exams because
it teaches how to manage Time and
tackle Emergencies..

32

English

Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.

145

Hindi

Height of Challenge
In an exam a student just writes one line
leaving the rest of the answer sheet blank:
Pass me, if you have can.

52

English

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh,
tune poora parvat ungli per uthaaya,
apne sir per exams ka pressure uthaa kar to dekh.
tune 18 saal ki umar mein mama kans ko maara,
bin laaden ko haath lagaa kar to dekh.
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saare pehnaai,
mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehnaa kar to dekh.
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyaan saath mein rakhi,
kalug ki ek ladki pataa ke to dekh.
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh.

92

Hindi

Exam model by years:
1998: Answer all questions.
2005: Answer any five questions.
2008: Write either A or B.
2015: Only read questions.
2020: Thanks for coming.

150

English

Rajnikant's attitude as a student:
He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved al 150 and wrote:
RASCALLA ! CHECK ANY 100..

01

English

Santa 5 min mein paper dekar examination hall se baahar aa gaya.
Teacher: paper nahi aata tha kya?
Santa : Aata tha, par who agle paper ki tyaari karni thi.

20

Hindi

A time for celebration,
A time for victory of good over bad,
A time when world see the example of power of good.
Let us continue to have the same “true” spirit.
in the Blessings of Dusshera. Happy Dusshera!

- Hemant Singh
00

English |

Dialogue by a boy in Love :
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun.."
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Later he realised:
" Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi..."

Details:
This SMS reminds us of the days when at exam times we used to pray to God for good scores.

Recepients:
To Friends..

Timing:
Any time of the year. Also at exam times.

- Sumit Nigam

00

Hindi |

Ek student ko apni Life mein,
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
.
.
Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
?
?
?
?
?
?
Copy chhupa lo
Pichhe wala dekh raha hai....
.
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai...

- Tarun Goma

153

Hindi |

Nursery ke student ne Exam Sheet pe susu kar diya..!
Teacher: Yeh kya kiya hai..?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna..

7717

Hindi |

If Paper comes tough in Exam ,
just close your eyes for a moment,
take a deep BREATH and say loudly,
"Yeh interesting subject hai,
Mujhe ek saal aur padhna chaahiye.."

212

Hindi |

Woh mile bhi to examination hall mein,
Tum hi batao paper karte ya mohabbat ..

51

Hindi |

In an exam , knowing the syllabus
is not as important as
knowing the Seating Arrangement..!

130

English |

Sometimes smiling is the greatest act of defiance,
and sometimes asking for help
is the most meaningful example of self-reliance.
Sometimes the best medicine is to
just laugh until you cry,
and sometimes the greatest wisdom comes from
accepting you will just never know why.
Sometimes just going to bed is the best antidote
to trials and tribulations,
and sometimes just being blessed to get up again
and face it all, for one more day, is worthy of celebration..

10

English |

Height of coolness...!
Two friends, finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cold drink and talking..

1st - Dude, which paper was it.
2nd - May be maths
1st - That means you did the paper..??
2nd- "Nahi yaar baaju waali calculator use kar rahi thi..

173

Hindi |

If paper comes tough in exam
just close your eyes for a moment
take a deep breath and say loudly,
"Yeh interesting subject hai, mujhe ek saal aur padhna chaahiye.."

251

Hindi |

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