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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwaa dete,
paas hote to theek,
warna insurance claim karwaa lete..

Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh,
tune poora parvat ungli per uthaaya,
apne sir per exams ka pressure uthaa kar to dekh.
tune 18 saal ki umar mein mama kans ko maara,
bin laaden ko haath lagaa kar to dekh.
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saare pehnaai,
mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehnaa kar to dekh.
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyaan saath mein rakhi,
kalug ki ek ladki pataa ke to dekh.
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh.

Exam model by years:
1998: Answer all questions.
2005: Answer any five questions.
2008: Write either A or B.
2015: Only read questions.
2020: Thanks for coming.

Life is different than a teacher,
a teacher teaches lesson and then takes an exam ,
BUT Life takes the exam first and then teaches a lesson..

A time for celebration,
A time for victory of good over bad,
A time when world see the example of power of good.
Let us continue to have the same “true” spirit.
in the Blessings of Dusshera. Happy Dusshera!

The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

Life is more strict than a teacher,
a teacher teaches lesson and then takes the exam
but Life takes the exam first and then teaches the lesson..

If Paper comes tough in Exam ,
just close your eyes for a moment,
take a deep BREATH and say loudly,
"Yeh interesting subject hai,
Mujhe ek saal aur padhna chaahiye.."

In an exam , knowing the syllabus
is not as important as
knowing the Seating Arrangement..!

Height of coolness...!
Two friends, finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cold drink and talking..

1st - Dude, which paper was it.
2nd - May be maths
1st - That means you did the paper..??
2nd- "Nahi yaar baaju waali calculator use kar rahi thi..