Sardaarji aapko logo ne kyon maara..?
Sardaar: Arrey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha, madam zaraa saree upar karna,
mujhe photo leni hai.

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Santa was sitting and thinking hard.
Preetoji: Kya soch rahe ho ji?
Santa: Yeh TV waalo ko kaise pataa chal gayaa?
Preetoji: Kya?
Santa: "Aap dekh rahe hain STAR PLUS."

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Try to understand me &
don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of you,
so don't play with my life.
Santa telling to Mosquito..

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Santa: I am always delighted
when people stick their noses in my business.
Banta: Why, what do you do..?
Santa: I make Tissue Papers..

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Santa: Mere 4 beto me se 3 to engineer ban gaye,
Lekin kambakht ek DAAKU ban gaya.
Banta: To usko ghar se nikal do,
Santa: Yai to dikkat hai,
kama ke To sirf wahi lata hai.

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Santa raat ko machardaani laga kar so raha tha,
Achanak ek jugnoo aa gaya..
Santa: Lo ye machar humko
Torch le kar dhoondh raha hai.

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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Mein BMW Mili Hai
Banta, par Tumhare Pass Toh Koi Car Nahi Hai
Santa: Abe Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Moti Wife.

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Santa: Yaar uth bhookamp aa rahaa hai..saara ghar hil raha hai.
Banta: Soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka..hum to kiraayedaar hain..

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Judge to santa: tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho.
Tumhe sharam nahi aati..?
Santa: janab tusi ta roz hi aande ho
tuhanu ta dubb ke mar jana chaida hai.

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Santa: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
Banta: Jab loose motion lage ho aur
pajaame ki gaanth hi na khule.

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Santa was driving a car zigzag and rashly.
Traffic cop caought him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning driving.
Cop: Without instructor?
Santa: It's a correspondence course.

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