Santa went to a shop with the Indian Flag and
asked the shop-keeper to show more colors for it..
Sardaar gives dictation test for the students.
Last bench student says that we are unable to hear,
so the sardaar replies,
ok i'll write on the board.
Banta - What is pin-drop darkness?
Santa - If you drop a pin and can't find it
then it is pin-drop drakness..
Santa ne Nokia ka sbse badi scren wala mobile liya
Kyonki Vo dekhna chahta tha k
phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hain.
Santa : Banto ji, yeh roasted chicken
taa waise bada tasty hai,
par thoda ajeeb sa kyon lag rahaa hai?
Banto: Thoda jal gayaa si ji,
is lai dettol lagaa ditti.
Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his passwords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,
'Incorrect username or password.'..
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