Santa: Yaar uth bhookamp aa rahaa hai..saara ghar hil raha hai.
Banta: Soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka..hum to kiraayedaar hain..
Santa ped pe chada to upar baithe bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye ho?
Santa: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Santa: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon..
Driver: Sir, petrol khatam ho gaya hai, gaadi aage nahi jaa sakti.
Santa: Chalo phir waapis le chalo, ghar chalte hain.
Santa raat ko machardaani laga kar so raha tha,
Achanak ek jugnoo aa gaya..
Santa: Lo ye machar humko
Torch le kar dhoondh raha hai.
Santa petrol pump pe gaya.
Waha likha tha, "Dont use mobile phone here."
Santa ne apna mobile nikala aur har dost ko phone kia aur bola,
"Don't call me now, i am at petrol pump."
One afternoon, Banta came to Santa's home.
Santa: Chalo dinner karte hain
Banta: Par abhi to dopeher hai aur dopeher ko to lunch karte hain..?
Santa: Oh yara khana to kal raat waala hi hai na..
A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
Santa comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok Santa, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
Santa: Hello, Apollo Hospital.. My friend Banta has got an Hear Attack.
Receptionist: Sir, what's your location.
Santa: Chandni Chowk, near Sunehri Masjid.
Receptionist: Can you spell that..?
Santa: After a pause, How about I take him to India Gate and
you can pick him from there..?
Santa got a new job:
1st day he worked till evening.
Boss was happy and asked what u did till evening?
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in right order,
i made it correct.....
Santa plane landing hote hi chillane laga..
Bangalore aaya..Bangalore aaya..balle balle!!
Airhostess: Excuse me sir, please be silent.
Santa: Ok, i am sorry,
Angalore aaya..angalore aaya..alle alle!!
Teacher: What is the difference between a radio and a newspaper..?
Santa: Newspaper mein tandoor ki rotiyan daal sakte hain, radio mein nahi..
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