Santa: Yaar uth bhookamp aa rahaa hai..saara ghar hil raha hai.
Banta: Soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka..hum to kiraayedaar hain..

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Santa ped pe chada to upar baithe bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye ho?
Santa: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Santa: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon..

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Driver: Sir, petrol khatam ho gaya hai, gaadi aage nahi jaa sakti.
Santa: Chalo phir waapis le chalo, ghar chalte hain.

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Santa raat ko machardaani laga kar so raha tha,
Achanak ek jugnoo aa gaya..
Santa: Lo ye machar humko
Torch le kar dhoondh raha hai.

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Santa petrol pump pe gaya.
Waha likha tha, "Dont use mobile phone here."
Santa ne apna mobile nikala aur har dost ko phone kia aur bola,
"Don't call me now, i am at petrol pump."

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One afternoon, Banta came to Santa's home.
Santa: Chalo dinner karte hain
Banta: Par abhi to dopeher hai aur dopeher ko to lunch karte hain..?
Santa: Oh yara khana to kal raat waala hi hai na..

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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
Santa comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok Santa, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.

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Santa: Hello, Apollo Hospital.. My friend Banta has got an Hear Attack.
Receptionist: Sir, what's your location.
Santa: Chandni Chowk, near Sunehri Masjid.
Receptionist: Can you spell that..?
Santa: After a pause, How about I take him to India Gate and
you can pick him from there..?

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Santa got a new job:
1st day he worked till evening.
Boss was happy and asked what u did till evening?
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in right order,
i made it correct.....

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Santa plane landing hote hi chillane laga..
Bangalore aaya..Bangalore aaya..balle balle!!
Airhostess: Excuse me sir, please be silent.
Santa: Ok, i am sorry,
Angalore aaya..angalore aaya..alle alle!!

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Teacher: What is the difference between a radio and a newspaper..?
Santa: Newspaper mein tandoor ki rotiyan daal sakte hain, radio mein nahi..

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