Yin-Yang Qi

ਮੱਸੇ ਰੰਘੜ ਵਰਗੇ ਨੀ ਛੱਡੇ
ਤਾਂ ਟੀਨ ਦੇ ਡੱਬਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਕੀ ਔਕਾਤ ਏ
ਉੱਡਦੇ ਤੀਰ ਬੋਚਣ ਨਾ ਜਾ
ਨਾ ਰਹੇਗੀ ਹਕੂਮਤ ਨਾ ਰਾਜਾ ..

50

Punjabi |

The bank sends santa a mail - Your payments are outstanding.
santa replies - Thanks for the compliment.

00

English |

Santa : Dr. main subha 9 baje uth-ta hun to mujhe
saana lene mein taklif hoti hai.
Dr: Beta jaldi utha karo kyonki Saari Oxygen to
Baba Ramdev aur unke chele kheench lete hain..

10

Hindi

Teacher: Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega, wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Tabhi Santa apna bag bahar fek deta hai.
Teacher: Woh bag kisne feka?
Santa : Maine!
Ab main ghar jaa raha hu.

10

Hindi |

Santa and Banta were playing chess.
Santa : Let's wrap up.
Banta: Yeah, anyways just your rook
and my knight are left..

Then Vishwanathan Anand comes there.
VA: Come, let's play chess.

Santa -Banta: No way, you will beat us.
VA: Ok.. You both can play as a team.
Santa -Banta: Still we will lose.
VA: Ok, i will play with left hand.
Santa -Banta: Yeah, then it's fine.

Obviously, Santa Banta lost the game and VA leaves.
Santa : It was shameful, he beat us even with left hand.
Banta: He fooled us.
Santa : How?
Banta: He must be left-handed.

01

English |

Bhikhari: 10rs. de do,
mobile recharge kar ke girlfriend ko call karna hai.
Santa : WAH!!
Bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend banaayi hai.
Bhikhari: Naji..girlfriend ne bhikhari banaaya hai..

02

Hindi |

Santa got a Mercedes Benz on his birthday.
But he is not driving.
Why..?
.
.
.
He don't want to sit on Driver's Seat..!!

00

English |

A Chinese was in a hospital.
Santa went to meet him.
Chinese said CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA & died.
Santa went china to know the meaning, that was:
You are standing on the Oxygen pipe..

20

English |

Santa rail mein susu karne gayaa,
waapis aane per wife ne poocha,
Aapka pyjaama geela kaise ho gayaa?
Santa : Wahaa likha tha,
shareer ka koi bhi ang baahar na nikaale.

00

Hindi

एक बार संता अपनी पत्नी जीतो के साथ कॉफी पीने जाता है और
दो हॉट कॉफी ऑर्डर करता है,
कुछ देर बाद जैसे ही वेटर कॉफी लेकर आता है तो संता, जीतो से कहता है:
संता: ओ जीतो जल्दी-जल्दी कॉफी पी ले अगर ठण्डी हो गई तो फ़ालतू में ज्यादा पैसे देने पड़ेंगे!
जीतो: क्यों क्या हुआ? मुंह जलवाने से तो अच्छा है कि, यह थोड़ी ठंडी हो जाए उसके बाद पिएं!
संता: पागल तूने इनकी रेट लिस्ट नहीं देखी, हॉट कॉफी 15 रुपए और कोल्ड कॉफ़ी 45 रुपए की है!

- Hemant Singh
22

Hindi |

Santa ne apni nayi girlfriend k
kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur
bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u"
Girlfriend-"zor se Bolo''
Santa -"JAI MATA DI"

00

Hindi

Santa went to a museum, there he broke a statue.
Officer: You have broken a 5000 year old statue.
Santa : Thank GOD ! I thought it's new.

00

English

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