Santa: Jaldi ek glass juice do ladaai hone waali hai.
.Ek glass peene ke baad,.
Santa: Ek glass aur do ladaai hone waali hai.
Juice-wala: Ladaai kab hone waali hai..?
Santa: Jab tu paise maangega..

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Santa: Sir, meri patni mere saath baahar jaana chahti hai chhutti chahiye.
Boss: Nahi milegi.
Santa: Shukriya sir, jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge..!

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Judge to santa: tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho.
Tumhe sharam nahi aati..?
Santa: janab tusi ta roz hi aande ho
tuhanu ta dubb ke mar jana chaida hai.

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Accident ke baad.
Driver: Maine car ki headlight ON kar ke bataya tha ki
pehle mjhe nikalne do.
Santa: Maine bhi to wiper chala ke bataya tha ki 'na kaake na'.

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Tintumon: Aaj kal TV mein channel bahut kharaab aa rahe hain.
Santa: Nahi to, humaare papa ne to TataSky lagwaa liya hai,
ab to bilkul theek hain, aap apna cable check karwa lo.

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Teacher: How many planets are there?
Santa: Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, ...wagerah...wagerah...
Teacher: Aur batao?
Santa: Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata rani ki kirpa hai. Aap sunao.

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Teacher: Banta, make a sentence
in which 1 word is repeated 4 times.
Banta: If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,
she becomes Lara Lara.
O Bolo Tara Rara!!

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Sardaar gives dictation test for the students.
Last bench student says that we are unable to hear,
so the sardaar replies,
ok i'll write on the board.

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Santa baraf ka tukda haath mein le kar
gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta asked: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Dekh raha hun leak kaha se ho raha hai..

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A sardaar prays daily for two hours:
Hey Waheguru, meri lottery lagaa davo.
After 11 years Waheguru angrily appears and says:
Oye Khoteyaa, ik vaari ticket taan lae..

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Santa went to a museum, there he broke a statue.
Officer: You have broken a 5000 year old statue.
Santa: Thank GOD! I thought it's new.

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