3 chor Billu, Sonu aur Santa
police se chhup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye.
Police wala aaya, usne pehli bori mein laat maari.
Billu: BOW-BOW.
Police wala: Kutta hai.
Dusri bori mein laat maari.
Sonu: MIAUU.
Police wala: Billi hai.

Teesri bori mein laat mari.
Koi aawaz nahi aayi.
Fir mari.. Koi awaz nahi..
20-25 laat mari to andar se Santa chillaaya:
Abe metric fail, AALOO kabhi bolta hai kya..

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Khirki khuli, zulfein udi,
socha husn-e-yaar ka deedaar tha.
Par zulfein hati, to manzar kuch aur tha,
kyonki woh to nahaaya hua sardaar tha..

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संता की मौत बिजली गिरने से हो गई
पर उसकी लाश मुस्कुराते हुए मिली
भगवान ने पुछा ऐसा क्यों ?
संता - मैनु लगा जी कोई फोटो खींच रहा है ..

Santa ki maut bijli girne se ho gai
par uski laash muskuraate hue mili
Bhagwan ne poocha aisa kyun?
Santa - Mainu laga ji koi photo kheench raha hai..

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After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife: Do I look like a foreigner..?
Wife: No! Why..?
Santa: In London a lady asked me, Are you a foreigner..

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Santa: Phone per itni dhimi aawaaz mein
kis-se baat kar rahe ho..?
Banta: Behan hai.
Santa: To fir itni dhimi aawaaz mein kyun..?
Banta: Teri hai.

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Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya he

daal me kya daalu,



Santa-Dimaag to h hi nhi

nya colgate active salt daal de

usme namak hai

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Santa to doctor- apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai
par muje to koi fark nai pada?
Doctor- konsa game khelte ho?
Santa- mobile mai snake wala..

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Aurato se Bhari bus ka Accident ho gaya.
Sari Ladies mar gayi.
Sbke pati 1-1 ghante roye
Santa akela pura din Roya..
Q.??

Kyonki uski patni ki Bus Chhoot gyi thi
No jokes pls.
Aaj santa serious hai.

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Santa da puttar - Phapaji eh Family Tree ki hunda hai?
Santa - Oye khote deya puttara,
Family Tree is just like Family Field,
jinve monty da khet, chedi di chapadee,
bhajane di keekar, mangu di beri etc. etc.

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Santa got a new job:
1st day he worked till evening.
Boss was happy and asked what u did till evening?
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in right order,
i made it correct.....

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Santa: Jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!! to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha...

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