A Sardaar made a call to airport and
asked how long is the journey
from Punjab to America..
Receptionist: One second, sir.....
Sardaar: Thank you.
Santa ek jyotish ke paas kundali (horoscope) dikhaane gaya.
Jyotish: Tera naam Santa hai.
Santa: Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 ladki aur 1 ladka hai.
Santa: Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kg rice khareede hain.
Santa: Maharaj ki jai ho.
Jyotish: Bewakoof ! Kundali dikha, Ration Card nahi..
Teacher: Santa, You need to improve your handwriting.
Santa: Sir, actually Banta needs improvement.
He only completes my homework.
Santa was riding on horse.
He jumped the Red Light.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and said,
"Le kar le number note!!"
Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his paswords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets,
the computer will remind him,
'ur pasword is incorrect'
A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.- Tarun Goma
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
Teacher: You know, you can't sleep in my class.
Santa: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could..
Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya he
daal me kya daalu,
Santa-Dimaag to h hi nhi
nya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai
Santa underwear lene gaya.
Dukaandaar ne usko Rs. 500 ka underwear dikhaya.
Santa: Roz pehn-ne wala de,
party wear nahi chaahiye.
Tintumon: Aaj kal TV mein channel bahut kharaab aa rahe hain.
Santa: Nahi to, humaare papa ne to TataSky lagwaa liya hai,
ab to bilkul theek hain, aap apna cable check karwa lo.
Santa apni beti ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi gayaa.
Wahaan se biwi ko phone karta hai:
"Oh bai toni di mummy,
24 da te koi ni milyeaa,
12-12 de hi do labh laan."
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