A Sardaar made a call to airport and
asked how long is the journey
from Punjab to America..
Receptionist: One second, sir.....
Sardaar: Thank you.

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Santa ek jyotish ke paas kundali (horoscope) dikhaane gaya.
Jyotish: Tera naam Santa hai.
Santa: Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 ladki aur 1 ladka hai.
Santa: Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kg rice khareede hain.
Santa: Maharaj ki jai ho.
Jyotish: Bewakoof ! Kundali dikha, Ration Card nahi..

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Teacher: Santa, You need to improve your handwriting.
Santa: Sir, actually Banta needs improvement.
He only completes my homework.

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Santa was riding on horse.
He jumped the Red Light.
Policeman whisteled.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and said,
"Le kar le number note!!"

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Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his paswords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets,
the computer will remind him,
'ur pasword is incorrect'

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A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

- Tarun Goma

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Teacher: You know, you can't sleep in my class.
Santa: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could..

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Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya he

daal me kya daalu,



Santa-Dimaag to h hi nhi

nya colgate active salt daal de

usme namak hai

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Santa underwear lene gaya.
Dukaandaar ne usko Rs. 500 ka underwear dikhaya.
Santa: Roz pehn-ne wala de,
party wear nahi chaahiye.

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Tintumon: Aaj kal TV mein channel bahut kharaab aa rahe hain.
Santa: Nahi to, humaare papa ne to TataSky lagwaa liya hai,
ab to bilkul theek hain, aap apna cable check karwa lo.

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Santa apni beti ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi gayaa.
Wahaan se biwi ko phone karta hai:
"Oh bai toni di mummy,
24 da te koi ni milyeaa,
12-12 de hi do labh laan."

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