00The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
English
31Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!
Hindi
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
10Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.
Hindi
20A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
English
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
English
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
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