Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

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English |
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I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

10

English

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

10

English

Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.

10

English

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

00

English

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

00

English |

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

10

English

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

00

English

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