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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

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English |

With gleam of Diyas & the echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment fill your life .
Wishing you n your family
A Very Happy n Prosperous Deepawali.

185

English |

DON ki talaash 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai,
par DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi naa-mumkin hai.
Aap khush- naseeb ho jo DON khud aapko Deepawali wish kar raha hai.
Happy Deepawali.

4515

Hindi |

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise your hidden potential & powers.
Let difficulties know that U are DIFFICULT this year.
Happy New Year .

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English |

HAPPY NEW YEAR !
i know it's a bit early to wish,
but i have got to wish LAKHS of smart & good looking people.
So i thought i will start with uncles & aunts first.

01

English |

Is-se pehle ki is varsh ka antim suraj ast ho,
isse pehle ki 2006 ka calendar nasht ho,
aur isse pehle ki mobile network vyast ho,
Dua hai ki aane waala saal aapke liye,
Zabardast Ho.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

70

Hindi |

Now Deepawali is over.
But i wish n pray for you
that you enjoy everyday as a Deepawali
with Peace n Happiness..
Be Happy .. Take Care..

149

English |

A real friend is a
Smile when you are sad,
Hope when you are disappointed,
Guide when you are lost,
Song when you are happy ,
Company when you are lonely, n
Help when you are helpless.

50

English

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
Soch rahe ho aaj kyon...?
Ab tum DON ko sikhaaoge kab wish karna hai.
DON ek din pehle wish kare ya 41 din pehle uski marzi.

22

Hindi |

Sunder mundriye,
HO..
Tera kaun vichaara,
HO..
Dulha bhatti wala,
HO..
Dulhe ne dhee vehaai,
HO..
Sadh shakkar paai,
HO..
Bas-bas
eh fad 10 rupe te agge vadh.
HAPPY LOHRI

6120

Punjabi

Mungfli di khushbu te gur di mithaas,
makki de roti te sarson da saag,
dil di khushi te apneyaan da pyaar ,
Mubaarak hove tuhaanu eh Lohri da tyohaar!!!
*HAPPY LOHRI*

8511

Punjabi

Makki de roti te sarson da saag,
nachde ne saare te vich baldi aag,
dhol di awaaj te nachdi mutiyaar,
Mubaarak hove sarkaar Lohri da tyohaar.
HAPPY LOHRI!!

7517

Punjabi

Hath wich mungfli,
muh wich reodi,
la ke ghut thodi thodi,
fer bolo.....
HAPPY LOHRI

6529

Punjabi

Happiness is a perfume..
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on yourself..
So be Happy to make others Happy ..

00

English

43200 minutes 2592000 seconds are left.
A VERY-VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR ..
Dekhi saadi yaari..
30 din pehlaan hi wish kar taa!!

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Punjabi |

I am going away from your life .
I won't come again.
Yes, i m going to pass away.
I don't know whether you would be happy or sad
after knowing all this news.
Yours knowingly,
2006

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English |

It's the new year eve!
Time to cheer for the old year and
welcome the new..
i wish that it turns into a rocking,
sparkling and a happy year for you.

00

English |

Socha kisi apne se baat karein,
apne kisi khaas ko yaad karein,
kiya jo faislaa naye saal ki shubh-kaamnaayein dene ka,
dil ne kaha kyon na shuruwaat aapse karein..
Happy New Year !!

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Hindi |

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