Hariyali Jhoola Teej hai aayo
naach reho baagaan ma mor
baithe ho aap office ma
aur main ho ri ghar ma bore..

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Some husbands hold wife's hand in Malls.
because if they leave her hand, she will go shopping..!
It looks Romantic but actually it's Economic..

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Wife left a note on the Fridge:
It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!

Husband opened the Fridge, the light came on and the water was chilled...
What the hell was she talking about..? Fridge is working fine..!!

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The most important thing a father can do
for his children is to love their mother..

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Wife: "Women are not extravagant.
A woman can dress smartly on a sum
that would keep a man looking shabby."
Husband: That's right. What you dress on keeps me looking shabby.

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Just when relatives and friends were
taking a dead lady towards crematorium ground
the coffin hit a road-side pole
and the lady jolts back to life.
After some years the lady died again.
This time when the corpse was on it's way
husband was repeating just these -
Watch out Poles..Watch out Poles..

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Wife: I love you.
Husband: I love you too.
Wife: Prove it, scream it to world.
Husband: *whispers in ear* I love you.
Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me..?
Husband: Because you are my world..

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Banta: Woh dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Santa: Arre tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aaya hoga..

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Gangaur utsav ke bhabhi bolein geet
Pooja vrat ki thali
le mehndi waale haathon mein
aao khaayein Ghewar, Bahadura, Chauguni ke Ladoo
aur bolein Jai Maa Gauri ki sab..

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Doli mein aai hun
arthi pe jaaungi
saat feron ke saaton vachan
saat janmo tak nibhaungi..

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Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)

- Tarun Goma
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