Wife left a note on the Fridge:
It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!

Husband opened the Fridge, the light came on and the water was chilled...
What the hell was she talking about..? Fridge is working fine..!!

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Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband: Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.

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Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)

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Wife: I am firing out the driver form service,
because it is the second time that i escaped death today due to his rash driving.
Husband: Dear, just give him one more chance.

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They had had their usual altercation over the breakfast table, and hubby exclaimed:
"What would you do if I were one of those husbands
who get up cross in the morning, bang the things about, and
kick because the coffee is cold?"

"Why," replied his wife, "I should make it hot for you!"

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Wife: "Women are not extravagant.
A woman can dress smartly on a sum
that would keep a man looking shabby."
Husband: That's right. What you dress on keeps me looking shabby.

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Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For you and your parents.

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Doli mein aai hun
arthi pe jaaungi
saat feron ke saaton vachan
saat janmo tak nibhaungi..

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The most important thing a father can do
for his children is to love their mother..

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Gangaur utsav ke bhabhi bolein geet
Pooja vrat ki thali
le mehndi waale haathon mein
aao khaayein Ghewar, Bahadura, Chauguni ke Ladoo
aur bolein Jai Maa Gauri ki sab..

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Wife: I love you.
Husband: I love you too.
Wife: Prove it, scream it to world.
Husband: *whispers in ear* I love you.
Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me..?
Husband: Because you are my world..

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