Gangaur utsav ke bhabhi bolein geet
Pooja vrat ki thali
le mehndi waale haathon mein
aao khaayein Ghewar, Bahadura, Chauguni ke Ladoo
aur bolein Jai Maa Gauri ki sab..
Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For you and your parents.
Wife: "Women are not extravagant.
A woman can dress smartly on a sum
that would keep a man looking shabby."
Husband: That's right. What you dress on keeps me looking shabby.
They had had their usual altercation over the breakfast table, and hubby exclaimed:
"What would you do if I were one of those husbands
who get up cross in the morning, bang the things about, and
kick because the coffee is cold?"
"Why," replied his wife, "I should make it hot for you!"
Doli mein aai hun
arthi pe jaaungi
saat feron ke saaton vachan
saat janmo tak nibhaungi..
Wife left a note on the Fridge:
It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!
Husband opened the Fridge, the light came on and the water was chilled...
What the hell was she talking about..? Fridge is working fine..!!
Some husbands hold wife's hand in Malls.
because if they leave her hand, she will go shopping..!
It looks Romantic but actually it's Economic..
Banta: Woh dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Santa: Arre tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aaya hoga..
Wife: Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband: Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife: Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband: Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Wife: I am firing out the driver form service,
because it is the second time that i escaped death today due to his rash driving.
Husband: Dear, just give him one more chance.
Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband: Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
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