Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For you and your parents.
Hariyali Jhoola Teej hai aayo
naach reho baagaan ma mor
baithe ho aap office ma
aur main ho ri ghar ma bore..
Gangaur utsav ke bhabhi bolein geet
Pooja vrat ki thali
le mehndi waale haathon mein
aao khaayein Ghewar, Bahadura, Chauguni ke Ladoo
aur bolein Jai Maa Gauri ki sab..
Wife: "Women are not extravagant.
A woman can dress smartly on a sum
that would keep a man looking shabby."
Husband: That's right. What you dress on keeps me looking shabby.
Some husbands hold wife's hand in Malls.
because if they leave her hand, she will go shopping..!
It looks Romantic but actually it's Economic..
They had had their usual altercation over the breakfast table, and hubby exclaimed:
"What would you do if I were one of those husbands
who get up cross in the morning, bang the things about, and
kick because the coffee is cold?"
"Why," replied his wife, "I should make it hot for you!"
Wife: Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband: Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife: Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband: Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Wife: I love you.
Husband: I love you too.
Wife: Prove it, scream it to world.
Husband: *whispers in ear* I love you.
Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me..?
Husband: Because you are my world..
Wife left a note on the Fridge:
It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!
Husband opened the Fridge, the light came on and the water was chilled...
What the hell was she talking about..? Fridge is working fine..!!
The most important thing a father can do
for his children is to love their mother..
Doli mein aai hun
arthi pe jaaungi
saat feron ke saaton vachan
saat janmo tak nibhaungi..
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