Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband: Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
Hariyali Jhoola Teej hai aayo
naach reho baagaan ma mor
baithe ho aap office ma
aur main ho ri ghar ma bore..
Wife: Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband: Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife: Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband: Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Banta: Woh dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Santa: Arre tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aaya hoga..
Some husbands hold wife's hand in Malls.
because if they leave her hand, she will go shopping..!
It looks Romantic but actually it's Economic..
Gangaur utsav ke bhabhi bolein geet
Pooja vrat ki thali
le mehndi waale haathon mein
aao khaayein Ghewar, Bahadura, Chauguni ke Ladoo
aur bolein Jai Maa Gauri ki sab..
Wife: I love you.
Husband: I love you too.
Wife: Prove it, scream it to world.
Husband: *whispers in ear* I love you.
Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me..?
Husband: Because you are my world..
Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For you and your parents.
Just when relatives and friends were
taking a dead lady towards crematorium ground
the coffin hit a road-side pole
and the lady jolts back to life.
After some years the lady died again.
This time when the corpse was on it's way
husband was repeating just these -
Watch out Poles..Watch out Poles..
They had had their usual altercation over the breakfast table, and hubby exclaimed:
"What would you do if I were one of those husbands
who get up cross in the morning, bang the things about, and
kick because the coffee is cold?"
"Why," replied his wife, "I should make it hot for you!"
Specially for Valentine's day- Tarun Goma
Wife (waking up from her sleep): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)
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