30How woman call their husband in first Seven Years:
1st Year: A G..
2nd Year: O G..
3rd Year: Sunte ho..
4th Year: O chintoo ke papa..
5th Year: Maine kaha sunte ho..
6th Year: Kahaan marr gaye..
7th Year: Aap aate ho ki main aaun..
Hindi
50Wen u read a love msg,
u never think of d person who sent d msg
but u think of d person whom u love d most..
Strange
kharcha kisi ka aur charcha kisi ka..
Hindi
31Principal: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to fine dena hoga.
1st time: 100 Rs.
2nd time: 200 Rs.
3rd time: 300 Rs.
Munna bhai interrupts n says:
ae maamu, monthly paas kitne mein hai..?
Hindi
12137Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..
Hindi |
00Kal hum bhi jashan-e-aazadi manate lekin
Hum se koi jhandiyaan cheen kar le gaya..
Hindi |
01Rajnikant's attitude as a student:
He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved al 150 and wrote:
RASCALLA ! CHECK ANY 100..
English
01Endegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha
- Mukhtar
geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.
farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!
Persian |
13Sharaab ek aisi beemaari hai jo poore samaaj ko pee jaati hai.
Aao ise milkar khatam karein,
ek bottle tum khatam karo,
ek bottle hum khatam karein.
Hindi
91Patient to Doctor:
Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gayaa.
Doctor: Jaanta hun..
thappad ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi..
Hindi
40A cute question:
Kid: Mom, kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha..?
Mom: Nahi to.
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad pehchana kaise..?
Hindi
00Hum gaye unki gali mein,
bole dil se dil laga lo,
jab dekha uski mummy ko to bole..
Joote, chappal theek kara lo.
Hindi
00Every tear is a sign of-
Onions,
Every silence is a sign of-
Zero balance,
Every smile is a sign of-
Daily brushing..
LIFE is simple
Don't make it complex..
English |
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