22Who said English is easy? Fill in the following :
1. ..... I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ..... I don't have SENSE.
3. ..... I am STUPID.
English
31Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.
English
21I can't help it but tell you that
awesome ends with 'me' and
ugly starts with 'u'..
English |
22Ohnaa ne jagah jagah te naake laaye hoye ne,
Saare pange V tere hi paaye hoye ne,
2-4 Din gharon baahar na jaavin,
Baahar kutte fadan waale aaye hoye ne.
Punjabi
101Main tumko chaand kehta magar
usme daag hai,
suraj kehta magar
usme aag hai,
socha tumko bandar keh du..
magar us kambakht mein bhi dimaag hai.
Hindi
51Oh sms! jaake meri dost ko " I MISS U " kehna.
"SAVE" kare to "shukriya" kehna.
"DELETE" kare to "bevafa" kehna.
Aur agar "naa padhe" to us se "1 rupyaa" le lena!
Hindi
51पूनम की रात में चाँद बदल जाता है
समय के साथ इंसान बदल जाता है
सोचते हैं कि आपको कभी तंग ना करें
पर सोचते - सोचते ख्याल बदल जाता है ..
Hindi |
11Mountaineering (Mountain Climbing) Summer Vacation Trip
Hurry..!! Limited Period Offer..!! Join Today..!!
Free Bedding..!! Free Meals..!! Free 24x7 Health Chek-Up..!!
.
.
Just a few hours climbing and rest vacation weeks in hospital..
English |
91Itna kaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
ek baat to batana dost
bachpan se hi aise ho ya surat aisi bana lete ho..
Hindi |
40Ki hoya je lag gayi usnu mehndi,
aapaan v sehra sajaawaange,
saanu pata si oh saade naseeb wich nahi,
hun usdi choti behen fasaawaange.
Punjabi
10When God thought that he can't be everywhere
to take care of His children
He made Friends..
When devil thought that he can't be everywhere
he made Boyfriends..
English |
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