00After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."
English
20Wife (Seeing Stars):
Batao Wo Kaun Si Cheez hai Jo
Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte..
Husband - Nai Bataunga
Wife - Bolo Na Plz
Husband - Tumhara Muh.
Hindi
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
English
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
20You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:
English |
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
10My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
English
10A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
11Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.
Hindi
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
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