Kismat Quotes

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

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Tum chaand ho jise sab yaad karte hain,
humaari kismat to taaron jaisi hai,
humein yaad karna to dooor,
log apni khushi ke liye humaare tootne tak ki fariyaad karte hain..

Kuch unki adaaon ne loota, kuch unki inaayat maar gayi..
Hum raaz-e- mohabbat keh bhi na paaye, chup rehne ki aadat maar gayi..
Dil ne kiya majboor kai baar milne ko, jee bhar ke unko dekha na gaya,
nigaahon ki sharaafat maar gayi..
Dono ko hi hai shikaayat, ilzaam lagaayein kis par,
kuch dil ne humein barbaad kiya, kuch humaari kismat maar gayi..

Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.

Jo jaldi mile woh hai gum.
Jo dair se mile woh hai paisa.
Jo kisi-kisi ko mile woh hai pyaar .
Jo kismat se mile woh hai aap jaisa Dost !

Santa mango juice ka glass le k baitha tha.
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.
Santa : Meri to yar kismat hi kharaab hai.
Banta: Kyon, kya hua?
Beta fail ho gya.
Biwi dost k saath bhag gyi,
Ghar mein chori ho gye,
Nal mein pani nahi,
Ghar mein light nahi,
Ab juice me Zehar daal k peene ko rakha tha,
aur WO BHI TU PI gaya.

Student to God : Hazaaron ki kismat tere haath thi,
agar paas kar dete to kya baat thi..
God replied: Ishq thoda kam ladaate to kya baat thi,
kitaabe to saari tere paas thi..

Sheeshe mein Shakal,
Paper mein Nakal,
Function mein Thaali,
Mazaak mein Saali,
Pyaas mein Paani,
Raja ko Rani,
Pyaar mein Sanam, aur
Life mein Hum..
Badi Kismat se milte hain..

Haathon ki lakiron se kismat nahi badalti
kyonki kismat unki bhi hoti hai
jinke haath nahi hote..

Aye mere humnashin ab kahin aur chal
iss chaman mein humara guzara nahin
baat hoti gulon ki to seh lete hum
ab to kanton pe bhi hak hamara nahin

ji mein ata hai ki tera sazda karun
iss tarhan maine tujhko pukara nahin
thokarein yun khilane se kya fayda
saaf kehdo ki milna gavara nahin

ehle gulshan ko khoon ki zarurat padi
sabse pehle humari gardan kati
phir bhi kehte hain humko ye ehle chaman
ye chaman hai humara tumhara nahin

aaj aaye ho kal tum chale jaoge
ye mohabbat ko apni gavara nahin
umr bhar ka sahara bano to bano
char din ka sahara sahara nahin

zalimon apni kismat pe nazan na ho
daur badlega ye waqt ki baat hai
wo yakinan sunega sadayein meri
kya tumhara khuda hai humara nahin

- zalimon

Saath chalte kafile se is liye gafil raha,
manzilon ke baad bhi koi meri manzil raha.

woh masiha tha ya katil ya bewafa,
woh har ek surat mein pyaar ke kabil raha.

us se izhar-e- mohabbat kar na paye lab kabhi,
ek jara sa kaam tha umar bhar mushkil raha.

aap isko kya kahenge behisi ya badkismati,
doobne wale ke bilkul samne sahil raha.

ek mohabbat de na paya de gaya sau gham humein,
woh mera mehboob bhi kya dariya dil raha.

Details:
Gafil - negligent/careless

Samandar me fanha hona to kismat ki kahani hai Faraz
jo marte hain kinaaron per mujhe dukh un pe hota hai..