Inerviewer: What Is Recession? Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' Get Replaced Quotes

Inerviewer: What is recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife ' that critical phase of life is called recession.

Solid Beijjati:
Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola.
Thodi daer baad ek Aadmi aaya.
.
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne ke liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur
appointment dene ke andaz me bolne laga.
.
Fir phone rakne ke baad...
Doctor Aadmi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
.
.
.
Aadmi: BSNL se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne ke liye.

Motorist: Say, this darned car won't climb a hill!
You said it was a fine machine!
Dealer: I said: 'On the level it's a good car.'

Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart

Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

GST full form - गरीबों से टैक्स

Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.