Inerviewer: What Is Recession? Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' Get Replaced Quotes

Inerviewer: What is recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife ' that critical phase of life is called recession.

Before I criticize a man,
I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
he's a mile away and barefoot..

Ek Maa ki request hai,
Please agr free msg ho to itna felao ki us ke bete tak pahuch jaye!

Beta RAMESH,
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaat choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao.

World 's most painful shaayeri ever
full of grief and sorrow:
Dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
........uui uui.

Thousands of years have passed,
millions of theorems derived,
crores of formulas made
But Still....
stupid "x" is unknown..

Yamraaj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li to
Chitragupt ne poocha ki isko waqt se pehle kyon maara..
Yamraaj bole,
"Month end mein target jo poora karna hai.."

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte mein poora karo aur baad mein aake milo.
Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe..