New age poem :
With new girl friends.?
Open your facebook..
Ha ha ha..!
A relationship is not like Facebook
where you can sign in & out whenever you want.
Most common chat on facebook:- Amritpal Singh
Boy: hey (after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi)
Girl: hey hi (aa gaya kamina)
Boy: hows u? (chudail ko kya hoga bhala)
Girl: m fine (puch to aise raha hai jese hospital me admit hu)
Boy: bf hai? (kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga)
Girl: kyu btau? (kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)..
Teacher: Batao Parle-G biscuit ke pack par jo green dot bana hota hai
uska kya matlab hai..??
Santa: Sir iska matlab hai ki Parle Sahab abhi Online hain..
An oversmart Girl Updated her Status on facebook.- Tarun Goma
1st Boy Commented: What happened Babes?
Am there for you ??
*She Blocked Him*
2nd Boy Commeted: aawww My Baby, I Love you ♥
Please don't Cry :(
*She Blocked Him too*
3rd Boy Commeted: Hat be :O Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai
*She Blocked him too*
4th Boy Commented: Kya hua Dear??
Kya Main Aap ki Kuch Help karu..??
She Commented back:
Inbox mein Batati hun..!! :)
*This Time The Boy Blocked Her*
Find someone who will change your life,
not just your relationship status..
What if the number of facebook likes i get
isn't a direct indication of my worth as a human being..?
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