Teacher: What is the name of MS Dhoni's wife ?
Student: SMS Dhoni.
Teacher: What?
Student: Sakshi Mahendra Singh Dhoni..



Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.


English |

Chemical Joke:
All electrons were having party.
Suddenly protons attacked them.
A hero comes and saves them.
They asked who are you?
He said: I am Bond..Covalent Bond..



Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age..?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know..?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.


English |

Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..



Teacher: Pappu I will give u a tight slap,
if u continue ur Non serious Behavior in the class.
Pappu: Thappad se dar nahi lagta madam
payar se lagta hai.



Teacher: Late kyun aaye?
Kid: Mummy papa ki ladaai ho gayi.
Teacher: To late kyun hue?
Kid: Mera ek joota mummy ke paas tha aur
dusra papa ke paas..



A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.



3 student raat ko study krte the
unke paas ghadi ⌚ nahi thi
B.Sc. student - Yaar time kya ho raha hai..?
Medical student - Pata nahi yaar humare paas ghadi ⌚ nahi hai.
Commerce.student ne 1 pathar utha kar samne girls hostel ke darwaze pe maara,
1 ladki nikli or boli ..?
Kamino raat ke pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao.
Thats the commerce logic……😜😜



Hindi |

Paying money for other's mistake
will happen only in..
School, College, University in the name of


English |

Recommended for You »

  1. Year 1924 March Wednesday 23rd Evening 6 O Clock 32 Mins 53 52 Secs Nothing Happened U Carry On Ur Work ..
  2. Your Birthday Is A Special Day Because You Are Special To ..
  3. Rakh Hausla Woh Manzar Bhi Aayega Pyase Ke Paas Chal Ke ..
  4. Bahn Phad Ke Rok Laende Taenu Je Chaldaa Saada Zor Hunda Asin ..
  5. How Santa Bid Farewell To Preeto Preetoji I Am Very Sad Tussi ..
  6. Chand Khwaabo N Ki Taameer Uljhanzada Rahi Tamaam Koshishein Ek Dua Ki ..
  7. Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupaati Thi Kuch Tha Uske Honto ..
  8. Marrying Twice Is Right Choice Explaining Reason For Having Two Wives Monopoly ..
  9. Ek Msg Roz Keep D Friends Close Ek Din Mein Paanch ..
  10. The Clergyman On His Vacation Wrote A Long Letter Concerning His ..

Share & Let Everyone Read

Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us

Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..

What's more


Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.


Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.