Why a man with a broken heart does not need General Knowledge.?
Because..
Jab dil hi toot gayaa,
to hum G.K. kya karenge..

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Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta..
Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta..
tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti,
Bournvita!!

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Degrees of Girls..
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
M.B.A. - Married But Available
B.L. - Beautiful Lips
M.B.B.S. - Married But Bekaar Structure
B.D.S. - Beautiful & Damn Sexy

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Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla,
jo mujhe rokta tha sharaab peene ke liye..
usi ki jeb mein pauwa nikla.

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What do you call a sleeping Bean..?
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SOYA BEAN!!

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नारी के चक्कर में भूल ना जाना यारी
जब लात मारेगी नारी
तब याद आएगी हमारी
यह मैसेज MBA की तरफ से
M-मर्द , B-बचाओ , A-आंदोलन ..

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jana Yaari
jab laat maaregi naari
tab yaad aaegi humaari
Yeh message MBA ki taraf se
M-Mard, B-Bachao, A-Aandolan..

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Easy way to kill an ant:
Mix chilli powder with sugar and give it.
After eating that it will search for water.
The ant will go in search of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant goes near the water tank, push the ant into it.
Now the ant who is fully soaked in water will go to dry near fire.
When it reaches near fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then you admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove the oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill it.

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PYAR means:
P - Phone karna
Y - Yaad karna
A - Aazaadi khona
R - Rote rehna ki phone kab aayega.

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What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
That’s because
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR..

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Ek sher doctor ki zubaani-
hun main doctor wahaan,
meri biwi hai nurse jahaan,
yeh kaisa zulm sehna pad raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko sister kehna pad rahaa hai..

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Happy Holi to you,
celebrate with crackers and diyaas and
and get drunk just like i am now!
Merry Christmas once again.
Take care Happy Birthday.

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