Diwali Is The Most Celebrated Festival Of India. This Year Diwali Is Falling On 27-Oct-2019.

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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

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One day sunday went to monday 2 see tuesday and ask
wednesday whether
thursay has told friday that saturday is diwali..
Happy Diwali..

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Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.
Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.
Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki
yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.

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Hindi |

Deepawali the Festival of Lights
gives you the reason to aspire
for a life full of shine and glitter!!
Wishing you and your family
a fun-filled Deepawali this year..

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English |

May the rays of Diwali Diyas
illuminate our mind, body and soul
transcending us to planes
visited never before..

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English |

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May this Diwali all your wishes come true,
it spreads the divine light of God into ur life with new hopes,
joy and opportunities!
Have a Prosperous Diwali..

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English |

होगा जशन धमाके वाला
सब साथी थामेंगे प्याला
देखो कहीं भूल ना जाना
दिवाली हमारे संग मनाना ..

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Hindi |

I Pray to God to give U
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

- Hemant Singh
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Hindi |

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Banta: What makes you so excited about Diwali
when you won't wear new clothes
you won't eat sweets and
won't do decoration, lighting or crackers ?
Santa : Receiving Gifts !

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English |

Let's Pledge to Double the Celebrations
and Minus the Crackers this Diwali..

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English |

Is-se pehle ki diwali ki shaam aa jaaye,
badhaayion ka silsila aam ho jaaye,
bheed mein shaamil humaara bhi naam ho jaaye,
kyun na abhi se diwali ka salaam ho jaaye.

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Hindi |

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May the Festival of dazzling Lights
Sparkle your life with
Health, Wealth and Happiness.
Very HAPPY DIWALI

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English |

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