Diwali Is The Most Celebrated Festival Of India. This Year Diwali Is Falling On 27-Oct-2019.


A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti


English |

Laxmi ji virajein aapke Dwaar,
Sone-Chandi se bhar jaayein aapke ghar-baar,
Jeevan mein aayein khushiyaan apaar,
Subh-kaamnayein humaari karein sweekar.
Happy Diwali..


Hindi |


जब दिवाली आती है
मिट्टी की भी कीमत बढ़ जाती है
पटाखों के धुएँ में दुनिया
गाँव की चूल्हे वाली रसोई नज़र आती है ..


Hindi |

Independence of JAVA
Power of UNIX
Popularity of WINDOWS
Luxury of .NET
Efficiency of C
Ease of VB
Robustness of ORACLE
Vastness of INTERNET
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Coverage as YAHOO
Reach-ness of GOOGLE And
Security of NORTON!!!
Many many Happy Returns of Diwali

- Hemant Singh

English |

Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.
Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.
Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki
yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.


Hindi |


3 Log aapka phone number maang rahe the,
maine nahi diya.
Par aapke ghar ka PATA de diya hai

woh "DIWALI" per aayenge

unke name hain-



Hindi |

Let's Pledge to Double the Celebrations
and Minus the Crackers this Diwali..


English |

रौशनी दिवाली की देश के दीयों से हो
इसमें मेरे वतन की मिट्टी है
पड़ोसी की LED से जाने क्यों
बारूद की महक आती है ..


Hindi |


Pataakhon ki aawaaz se goonj rahaa sansaar,
deepak ki roshni aur apno ka pyaar ,
mubaarak ho aapko,
Deepawali ka tyohaar sapariwaar..


Hindi |

With gleam of diyas, and the echo of the chants,
May happiness and contentment fill your life .
Wishing you and your family a very Happy and Prosperous Diwali.


English |

May the Festival of dazzling Lights
Sparkle your life with
Health, Wealth and Happiness.


English |


May divine light of diwali spread into your
life lots of peace, prosperity, happiness and good health.
Wishing you a very Happy Diwali..


English |

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