We Strongly Discourage Drinking Of Liquor In Any Form.

Yin-Yang Qi

ਮੱਸੇ ਰੰਘੜ ਵਰਗੇ ਨੀ ਛੱਡੇ
ਤਾਂ ਟੀਨ ਦੇ ਡੱਬਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਕੀ ਔਕਾਤ ਏ
ਉੱਡਦੇ ਤੀਰ ਬੋਚਣ ਨਾ ਜਾ
ਨਾ ਰਹੇਗੀ ਹਕੂਮਤ ਨਾ ਰਾਜਾ ..

50

Punjabi |

साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

133

Hindi |

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

112

English |

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

7427

Hindi

Takht badle kai hazaar magar
parinde pedon par hi sote hain
ruswa hue bhi teri mehfil se to kya
hum aaj bhi paimaana-dar-paimaana peete hain..

34

Urdu |

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हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

142

Hindi |

अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..

85

Hindi |

There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington

64

English |

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English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..

7423

Hindi |

Daru ki wajah se barbaad ek aadmi
apne ghar se Daru ki khaali bottles fek raha tha.
Pehli fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri naukri chali gayi.
Dusri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se mera ghar chala gaya.
Teesri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri biwi chali gayi.
Fir fourth uthaai to woh bhari hui nikli..bola..
tu side mein ho ja, isme tera koi kasoor thode hi hai.

9714

Hindi

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Ek AMLI duje AMLI nu kehanda:
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c.
2 AMLI: Tu BACH GAYA c ke mar gaya c?
1 AMLI: Salea mainu ki pata, mai oudu nikka jeya ta c.

213

Punjabi

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