Santa: Drinking te driving dono naal-naal nahi ho sakde.
Banta: Oh kyon bai, police kolo enna darda ae..?
Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jaaun..

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Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.

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Takht badle kai hazaar magar
parinde pedon par hi sote hain
ruswa hue bhi teri mehfil se to kya
hum aaj bhi paimaana-dar-paimaana peete hain..

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Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

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Chaand ki manind tasveer hai teri
jisko din-raat seene se liye rehta hun..
ret ki chatt hai jaane kab gire
maaf karna dost main aaj bhi peeta hun..

चाँद की मानिंद तस्वीर है तेरी
जिसको दिन - रात सीने से लिए रहता हूँ ..
रेत की छत है जाने कब गिरे
माफ़ करना दोस्त मैं आज भी पीता हूँ ..

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शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..

Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..

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Ek sharaabi teesri manzil se gira.
Uske aas-paas log ikat-tha ho gaye..
Kisi ne poocha: Bhai, kya hua..?
Sharaabi: Pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya hun..

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There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington

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How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy.

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मुश्किल है बता पाना
मगर कोशिश मेरा हक़ है
तूने कल रात फिर से पी है
मुझे पूरा शक है..

Mushkil hai bataa paana
magar koshish mera haq hai
tune kal raat fir se pee hai
mujhe poora shaq hai..

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