Happy Boat Drawing

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

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Hindi
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Main keha dark glasses laa ke chalaange,
sohne peg bana leyaae..

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Punjabi |

Madham hoti roshni
raat ka samaa
saaki pila itni
ki na ho subha..

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Hindi |

English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..

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Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.

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Magar.....

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Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.

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Hindi |

How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy .

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English |

daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
daru peena bahut zaroori hai..

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Ek AMLI duje AMLI nu kehanda:
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c.
2 AMLI: Tu BACH GAYA c ke mar gaya c?
1 AMLI: Salea mainu ki pata, mai oudu nikka jeya ta c.

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Punjabi

Nasha pila ke giraana to sab ko aata hai
mazaa to jab hai ke girton ko thhaam le saaqi
kahin khaali pyaale hain, kahin saagar labaalab hain
ye kya daur hai saaqi, yeh kya taqseem hai saaqi..

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Urdu |

Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..

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Hindi |
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Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.

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