The sentence after this is true.
The sentence before this is false.


English |


Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.



Name the animal which is exactly like dog but
walks on three legs..?

Answer: Langdaa kutta. (a lame dog)


English |

Newton: How to write 4, in between 5?
China: Joke
Japan: Impossible
America: Question wrong
UK: Not found in intrnet

From India:


English |


A Challenge for you to Rearrange the Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
Are you a genius..? Reply me must.


English |

There´s a man who lives in a flat on the twentieth floor.
He uses the elevator only until the 9th floor,
where he has to continue walking upstairs until reaching his floor.
But if it is raining he can go in elevator until the twentieth floor.
Who do you think he is..?

Click details for answer if you are logged in.

He's too short to reach the button for the higher floors.
However, on rainy days, when he's carrying his umbrella,
he pushes the 20th floor button with the tip of the umbrella.


English |

Two batsman, each on 94.
7 runs to win in 3 balls.
Both make unbeaten 100.



Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?

Click details to find answer.

The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..


Hindi |

Answer this: Black is a color.
White is a color.
But black and white is not a color tv.



A ki biwi B,
B ki bhabhi C,
C ki beti V
V ke daadaa G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
Now tell ki A aur T ka kya rishta hua??

A and T are Husband and wife..



If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright


English |

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