Name the animal which is exactly like dog but
walks on three legs..?
Answer: Langdaa kutta. (a lame dog)
Newton: How to write 4, in between 5?
America: Question wrong
UK: Not found in intrnet
If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright
A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?
His horse's name is Friday..!
Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.
There´s a man who lives in a flat on the twentieth floor.
He uses the elevator only until the 9th floor,
where he has to continue walking upstairs until reaching his floor.
But if it is raining he can go in elevator until the twentieth floor.
Who do you think he is..?
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He's too short to reach the button for the higher floors.
However, on rainy days, when he's carrying his umbrella,
he pushes the 20th floor button with the tip of the umbrella.
Answer this: Black is a color.
White is a color.
But black and white is not a color tv.
What is the biggest moth in the world..?
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What's round on each end and high in the middle..?
A ki biwi B,
B ki bhabhi C,
C ki beti V
V ke daadaa G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
Now tell ki A aur T ka kya rishta hua??
A and T are Husband and wife..
Puzzle: Letter after F +
half of 8 +
shadow of q +
opposite of d +
letter before M +
middle of sea +
2 * 18th letter +
middle of sun.
Answer to above:
GOD BLESS U
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