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10हर लफ्ज़ के मायने मोहब्बत और
हर जंग का मक़सद जीत नहीं होता।
चाँद भी आता है ज़मीं पर
मगर कभी - कभी ।
अगर क़यामत तुम जैसी है
तो आज ही हो जाए ।
ये शायरी भी तेरी वफ़ा सी है
कभी बे-इन्तेहाँ
तो कभी बे-नियाज़ ।
सब आज ही बयां करोगे
कुछ तो अगली मुलाक़ात के लिए रख लो ।
सब आज ही बयां करने दो
अगली मुलाक़ात से पहले क़यामत ना हो ।
अलविदा, अब चलता हूँ
जो था सब कह दिया ।
वो चले जाते हैं अक्सर
बस कुछ देर ठहर कर ।
पत्तों की रौनक ही
पेड़ों की दास्ताँ है
ठूंठ तो बस
दर्द बयां करते हैं ।
फ़िज़ा सफ़ेद चादर ओढ़ ले
तो रुत सर्द जान पड़ती है
गुलिस्तां सजाने की चाहत हो
तो बहारों सा मिजाज़ रखिये ।
तनहाई में रहने का सबब पूछते हैं
वो जो ज़माने भर का ग़म दे गए ।
अंगारों को छूने की चाहत तो है
मगर हिम्मत नहीं ।
मुददत हुई या सदियाँ
तेरे इंतज़ार ने ये भी भुला दिया ।
जाने कब से हैं सुलग रहे
चंद बूंदों की चाहत में ।
उफ़ान और तूफ़ान
हदों के मोहताज़ नहीं ।
गुस्ताख़ी हमसे हुई है
तोहमत शराब को ना दे कोई ।
ज़लज़ले मुक़र्रर होंगे
तेरी तहरीर पर ।
समंदर सीने में है
फासले से देखिये
यूँ बेपरवाह कभी हम भी थे
एक लहर के आते ही शिकार हो गए ।
मैं तेरे ख़िलाफ़ हूँ क्यूंकि
तू मेरे ख़िलाफ़ है ।
ये ज़िन्दगी फ़क़त तेरे नाम की बरक़त से काबिज़ है ।
सहर तूने लिखवा दिया सूरज
अब ज़माना पढ़ रहा है ।
Urdu |
146Ek aadmi STD shop per phone karne jaata hai
aur STD waale ko 2 thappad maarta hai. Kyon..?????
Kyonki STD shop ke baahar likha tha,
dial karne se pehle 2 lagaayein.
Hindi
121A stranger to a child: Beta, itni chocolate khaoge to bimaar ho jaoge!
- Vidhi
Bachcha: Mere dadaji 100 saal jiye thhe.....
Stranger: Vo chocolate khate thhe?
Bachcha: Nahi vo apne kaam se kaam rakhte thhe....
Hindi |
54Itne kamzor ho gaye hum aapki judaai se..
Itne kamzor ho gaye hum aapki judaai se..
ek din machchar bhi le gayaa,
uthaa ke razaai se!!
Hindi
20A lady was driving for the first time on a highway.
Her husband called on her cellphone -
Be careful Honey, it's coming on radio that
somebody is driving on the wrong side of the road.
Lady replied - Somebody..?
Those stupids are in hundreds..
English |
25A guy walks into work with both of his ears bandaged up.
His boss asks, "what happened to you?"
The man replies "I was ironing my clothes
when my phone rang and
I accidentally answered my iron."
His boss then says "Well, that explains one ear,
what about the other one?"
The man says "Well, I had to call the doctor!"
English |
70Sheher ki gali mein paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko paan
Khaa ke paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhaijaan"..
Hindi |
31Funny Slogans
RTO - Donate blood, but not on road.
Forest Deptt. - Shoot birds with camera,
not with guns.
Kingfisher - Fly with us, not on plane,
but with Beer..
English |
52A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"
Hindi
65Who was the first Indian woman
to fly abroad without passport and visa?
Guess?
Sita with Ravan to Sri Lanka.
English
13Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??
- Sumit Nigam
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Now you..
English |
102Ladki pataane ka tarika:
Chupke se uske peeche jaa kar use daraao.
Agar woh hasi to samjho pat gai..
Agar gussa hui to zor-zor se chillao,
Didi darr gayi..Didi darr gayi..
Hindi
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