Do you know the meaning of DAIRYMILK..?
Darling Always I Remember You,
Meet Immediately for a Long Kiss.
That's why girls ask for DAIRYMILK..
Drink karo to aankhein laal,
Mehndi lagaao to haath laal,
Kiss karo to lips laal,
Pakde gaye to hips laal,
Bach gaye to jiyo mere laal.
Agar muh meeta karna ho to..
Kishmish khaao aur so jaao.
Boy: I can kiss u without touching u.
Gal: U can't.
Boy: Hv a bet - 20 bucks.
Boy kisses the gal tightly on lips.
Gal: U touched me!
Boy: Ok, u won 20 bucks..
A kiss can be a comma,
a question mark
or an exclamation point.
That's basic spelling
that every woman ought to know.
You should never kiss a girl unless
you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and
her own VCR bacause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
In INDIA a survey was done on how many girls wanted to kiss me.....
5% said YES
2% said NO
Sir: Kal school kyon nahi aaye.?
Boy: GirlFriend se milne gaya tha.
Boy: Yes Sir.
Sir: Mene poochha kisliye.?
Boy: Liye Sir bahut liye..
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