Once a boy was asked
How u feel when a girl gives u a flying kiss..?
He said: I hate such lazy girls.
Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa: B.Com final year.
Do you know the meaning of DAIRYMILK..?
Darling Always I Remember You,
Meet Immediately for a Long Kiss.
That's why girls ask for DAIRYMILK..
You should never kiss a girl unless
you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and
her own VCR bacause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted,- Vikas Umrao
Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated but
You can kiss me baby i am vaccinated..
Sir: Kal school kyon nahi aaye.?
Boy: GirlFriend se milne gaya tha.
Boy: Yes Sir.
Sir: Mene poochha kisliye.?
Boy: Liye Sir bahut liye..
Boy: I can kiss u without touching u.
Gal: U can't.
Boy: Hv a bet - 20 bucks.
Boy kisses the gal tightly on lips.
Gal: U touched me!
Boy: Ok, u won 20 bucks..
Agar muh meeta karna ho to..
Kishmish khaao aur so jaao.
Kiss is a key of love,
love is a lock of marriage,
marriage is a box of children,
children are problem of India.
See how much problem a kiss can do..
A kiss can be a comma,
a question mark
or an exclamation point.
That's basic spelling
that every woman ought to know.
In INDIA a survey was done on how many girls wanted to kiss me.....
5% said YES
2% said NO
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