Meri prem kahaani ka,
kya ajeeb ending tha..
Izhaar-e-Mohabbat kiya tha maine SMS se,
jo uski shaadi tak pending tha..

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SMS ka sangrah kar ke kya paega vats... ?
Balance ka moh chhod aur SMS kar...
Mitron se sampark banaae rakhne mein hi swarg ki prapti hai.

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Babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do..
Maa ne kaha paaro ko chhod do..
Paro ne kaha daaru chhod do..
magar aapko kis kanjar ne kaha,
ki humein SMS karna chhod do.

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Congratulations
SMS Na Karne Par
Apko MBA Ki Degre Di Jati Hai.

MBA Bole To
Member of Bhikari Association
Haso Mat Dusre Bhikari Ko Send Karo.:::::

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Sholey film ke Gabbar ne Thaakur ke dono haath kaat diye.
Kya aap jaante ho kyon..?
Kyonki who usko sms nahi karta tha.

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Kya hua..SMS factory mein hadtaal hai..?
Ya inbox kangaal hai..ya fir balance ka akaal hai..?
Agar nahi to kyon bura haal hai..
SMS karo tumhaar izzat ka sawaal hai.

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Milne ki tamanna lekar aaya yeh sms,
Chehre pe aapki smile dekhne aaya yeh sms,
Bhule nahi hai hum aapko
Yeh yaad dilane aaya yeh sms..

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Diya hai upar wale ne mobile,

yaar itni to kadar kiya karo,

Beshak na karo koi call,

Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo...

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Kem cho, majama?
tabiyat saari?
baaki anand mangal?
angadi nathi dukhti ne?
aankh pan ok?
magaj baraabar?
kamaal cho yaar..
to paachi SMS karo ne bapa.

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Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jaayenge,
mat sochna aapko bhool jaayenge,
bas ek baar aasmaan ki taraf dekh lena,
mere sms sitaaron par likhe nazar aayenge.

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Suna hai ki pramod mahajan
ke bhai ne usko goli maar di thi
coz woh usko na call aur na hi msg bhejta tha..
aapka kya khayaal hai..?
msg karoge..? Ya main aa kar miloon..?

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