Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jaayenge,
mat sochna aapko bhool jaayenge,
bas ek baar aasmaan ki taraf dekh lena,
mere sms sitaaron par likhe nazar aayenge.

51

Hindi

Kabhi dost kehte ho kabhi dua dete ho,
kabhi bewaqt neend se jagaa dete ho,
par jab bhi sms karte ho..
ek lamha zindagi ka badhaa dete ho.

20

Hindi

Na bottle mein na jar mein
na hotel mein na bar mein
ab to neend aati hai
aapke SMS padne ke baadh mein..

00

Hindi |

Suna hai ki pramod mahajan
ke bhai ne usko goli maar di thi
coz woh usko na call aur na hi msg bhejta tha..
aapka kya khayaal hai..?
msg karoge..? Ya main aa kar miloon..?

20

Hindi

You look sweet when you read my message
You look sweeter when you read my message & smile.
You look sweetest when you read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

21

English |

My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life +
My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your One SMS
Ab socho aapke SMS ki keemat kya hai..

32

Hindi

Babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do..
Maa ne kaha paaro ko chhod do..
Paro ne kaha daaru chhod do..
magar aapko kis kanjar ne kaha,
ki humein SMS karna chhod do.

02

Hindi

Ek waqt tha aapke sms aise aate the jaise
kisi ne aapki khopri pe pistol rakhi hui hai aur
aapse sms karwa raha hai..
magar ab lagta hai goli maar di..

30

Hindi |

A 'sms' means
i care enough to
flex my thumb,
search your name,
wait for 'message sent',
then think of you n
smile as i say,
"You are Special"

20

English

Sholey film ke Gabbar ne Thaakur ke dono haath kaat diye.
Kya aap jaante ho kyon..?
Kyonki who usko sms nahi karta tha.

20

Hindi

Kya hua..SMS factory mein hadtaal hai..?
Ya inbox kangaal hai..ya fir balance ka akaal hai..?
Agar nahi to kyon bura haal hai..
SMS karo tumhaar izzat ka sawaal hai.

21

Hindi