Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
waah..waah..!!
Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
ab gulaab ki baari hai.
humne to sms bhej diya..
ab janaab ki baari hai.

02

Hindi

Babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do..
Maa ne kaha paaro ko chhod do..
Paro ne kaha daaru chhod do..
magar aapko kis kanjar ne kaha,
ki humein SMS karna chhod do.

02

Hindi

SMS ka sangrah kar ke kya paega vats... ?
Balance ka moh chhod aur SMS kar...
Mitron se sampark banaae rakhne mein hi swarg ki prapti hai.

02

Hindi

Milne ki tamanna lekar aaya yeh sms,
Chehre pe aapki smile dekhne aaya yeh sms,
Bhule nahi hai hum aapko
Yeh yaad dilane aaya yeh sms..

10

Hindi

Everytime I hear my message tone
I always hope one of them comes from You
My phone has limited memory but
My hear has unlimited space for
a lovely friend like You..

20

English |

Priya mitr, Namaskaar
Aapke sandesh padne ke upraant hum
atyant aanand-vibhor ho jaate hain.
Kripya apne chalit-doorbhaash yantra se
alp sandesh bhejte rahein.
Aapka mitr.

01

Hindi

Ek waqt tha aapke sms aise aate the jaise
kisi ne aapki khopri pe pistol rakhi hui hai aur
aapse sms karwa raha hai..
magar ab lagta hai goli maar di..

30

Hindi |

Agar hum-se gussa ho to,
taj mahal ko fodo,
chaar-minaar ko todo,
qutab minar ko modo,
titanic ko fevicol se jodo,
magar humein sms karna na chodo.

53

Hindi

Good Time, Bad Time,
Day Time, Night Time,
Work Time, Off Time,
Happy Time, Sad Time,
Sleep Time, Kisi bhi Time,
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai.

30

Hindi

Suna hai ki pramod mahajan
ke bhai ne usko goli maar di thi
coz woh usko na call aur na hi msg bhejta tha..
aapka kya khayaal hai..?
msg karoge..? Ya main aa kar miloon..?

20

Hindi

Sholey film ke Gabbar ne Thaakur ke dono haath kaat diye.
Kya aap jaante ho kyon..?
Kyonki who usko sms nahi karta tha.

10

Hindi