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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

40

English |

Diya hai upar wale ne mobile ,

yaar itni to kadar kiya karo,

Beshak na karo koi call,

Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo...

20

Hindi

Babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do..
Maa ne kaha paaro ko chhod do..
Paro ne kaha daaru chhod do..
magar aapko kis kanjar ne kaha,
ki humein SMS karna chhod do.

13

Hindi

Sunday means
Sote raho
Utho mat
Nahao nahi
Dekhte raho tv
Aaram karo aur
Yaad Karo Humko

10

Hindi

Na bottle mein na jar mein
na hotel mein na bar mein
ab to neend aati hai
aapke SMS padne ke baadh mein..

01

Hindi |

Everytime I hear my message tone
I always hope one of them comes from You
My phone has limited memory but
My hear has unlimited space for
a lovely friend like You..

20

English |

Agar hum-se gussa ho to,
taj mahal ko fodo,
chaar-minaar ko todo,
qutab minar ko modo,
titanic ko fevicol se jodo,
magar humein sms karna na chodo.

53

Hindi

Meri prem kahaani ka,
kya ajeeb ending tha..
Izhaar-e- Mohabbat kiya tha maine SMS se,
jo uski shaadi tak pending tha..

30

Hindi

Milne ki tamanna lekar aaya yeh sms,
Chehre pe aapki smile dekhne aaya yeh sms,
Bhule nahi hai hum aapko
Yeh yaad dilane aaya yeh sms..

20

Hindi

My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life +
My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your One SMS
Ab socho aapke SMS ki keemat kya hai..

32

Hindi

Congratulations
SMS Na Karne Par
Apko MBA Ki Degre Di Jati Hai.

MBA Bole To
Member of Bhikari Association
Haso Mat Dusre Bhikari Ko Send Karo.:::::

10

Hindi |

Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
waah..waah..!!
Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
ab gulaab ki baari hai.
humne to sms bhej diya..
ab janaab ki baari hai.

03

Hindi

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