Sabarimala Mandir par adhikaar jataate
Supreme Court ko aankh dikhaate
Samaanta Ka Adhikaar Modiji Shirdi mein bataate
kaho kaise didi aap darshan paate..

40

Hindi |

Sunday means
Sote raho
Utho mat
Nahao nahi
Dekhte raho tv
Aaram karo aur
Yaad Karo Humko

10

Hindi

Na bottle mein na jar mein
na hotel mein na bar mein
ab to neend aati hai
aapke SMS padne ke baadh mein..

00

Hindi |

If you get less messages from me,
don't think that I don't think,
that i didn't care for you but
i am searching for the best message
for a best person like you..

10

English

Ek waqt tha aapke sms aise aate the jaise
kisi ne aapki khopri pe pistol rakhi hui hai aur
aapse sms karwa raha hai..
magar ab lagta hai goli maar di..

30

Hindi |

Kya hua..SMS factory mein hadtaal hai..?
Ya inbox kangaal hai..ya fir balance ka akaal hai..?
Agar nahi to kyon bura haal hai..
SMS karo tumhaar izzat ka sawaal hai.

21

Hindi

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jaayenge,
mat sochna aapko bhool jaayenge,
bas ek baar aasmaan ki taraf dekh lena,
mere sms sitaaron par likhe nazar aayenge.

51

Hindi

Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
waah..waah..!!
Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
ab gulaab ki baari hai.
humne to sms bhej diya..
ab janaab ki baari hai.

02

Hindi

Everytime I hear my message tone
I always hope one of them comes from You
My phone has limited memory but
My hear has unlimited space for
a lovely friend like You..

20

English |

Suna hai ki pramod mahajan
ke bhai ne usko goli maar di thi
coz woh usko na call aur na hi msg bhejta tha..
aapka kya khayaal hai..?
msg karoge..? Ya main aa kar miloon..?

20

Hindi

Bulb jagaun naal savera nahi hunda
Batti band hon naal hanera nahi hunda
Malko kade "SMS " vi kar lea karo
Mobile ch number save karna hi bathera ni hunda..

01

Punjabi

Congratulations
SMS Na Karne Par
Apko MBA Ki Degre Di Jati Hai.

MBA Bole To
Member of Bhikari Association
Haso Mat Dusre Bhikari Ko Send Karo.:::::

10

Hindi |