What do you call
an engineering student
Engineers marte nahi..
zinda dafnaaye jaate hain..
har 6 mahino mein tadpaaye jaate hain..
kafan khol ke dekho..
to woh kabr mein bhi assignment likhte paaye jaate hain..
Processing that question through Boolean logic, since the statement has the OR operator. Even if one of the conditions is right the answer would be Yes or True and with positive logic True = 1
Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
25 Octal = 31 Decimal
Engineer's Joke.....- Tarun Goma
Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven .
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein: I found u newton !! Thappa !!!
Newton: You are wrong. I am not newton.
As i am standing in 1 mt square, i am newton/per mt sq.
So I am pascal. :P
An engineering student
Sir, we have made a thing
with which we can see through wall.
Teacher - Wow, what is that ?
Student - Hole..
A Challenge for you to Rearrange the Following Words:
Are you a genius..? Reply me must.
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