Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Details:
25 Octal = 31 Decimal

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A Challenge for you to Rearrange the Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
Are you a genius..? Reply me must.

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What do you call
an engineering student
giving viva..?
Think.. Think..
Bluff Master!!!!!

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Engineer's Joke.....

Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven .
Einstein was seeker.

Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
.
.
Einstein: I found u newton !! Thappa !!!
.
Newton: You are wrong. I am not newton.
As i am standing in 1 mt square, i am newton/per mt sq.
So I am pascal. :P

- Tarun Goma

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A logician’s wife is having a baby.
The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl?"
The logician replies: 1

Details:
Processing that question through Boolean logic, since the statement has the OR operator. Even if one of the conditions is right the answer would be Yes or True and with positive logic True = 1

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Engineers marte nahi..
zinda dafnaaye jaate hain..
har 6 mahino mein tadpaaye jaate hain..
kafan khol ke dekho..
to woh kabr mein bhi assignment likhte paaye jaate hain..

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Hindi

An engineering student
Sir, we have made a thing
with which we can see through wall.
Teacher - Wow, what is that ?
Student - Hole..

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