Letting Your Kids Grow Up Is Kind Of Like Releasing A Kite Into The Sky

Yin-YangQi

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

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Oddbods Fuse, Newt, Pogo, Bubbles, Jeff, Slick and Zee
any time of day they are so much fun to see..

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बच्चा - पापा मैंने Scissor से Paper Cutting सीख ली है
अब कौन सी cutting सीखूँ ?
पापा - Hair Cutting & become a Good Barber ..

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Kid to his Mom: Mamma main kaise paida hua..?
Mom: Maine ek vessel me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usmein se tum mile mujhe..

Kid did the same thing.

Jab kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme ek mendak tha.
Kid: (gussey se) dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..
per kya karu... aulad hai tu meri..

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Father pointing towards childs stomach:
Is this battery box..?
Child: No - No..It is Khaana-Paani Box..

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Nursery ke student ne Exam Sheet pe susu kar diya..!
Teacher: Yeh kya kiya hai..?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna..

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1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid:

"Teri Slate Acchi Hai Yaal..." :))
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2nd K.G. Kid:
"iPad Hai Bey...!!

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The best thing that I like about kids
is that they tell you very clearly
without any doubt or speculations
whether you are welcomed or otherwise..

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The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit for the lawn party,
and his mother cautioned him strictly against soiling it.
He was scrupulous in his obedience,
but at last he approached her timidly, and said:

"Please, mother, may I sit on my pants..?"

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The child came to his mother in tears.
"Oh, mama," he confessed, "I broke a tile in the hearth."
"Never mind, dear," the mother consoled.
"But how ever did you come to do it..?"
"I was pounding it with father's watch.?"

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I think as a kid I always liked to
listen to people.
I loved hearing stories.
- Anna Deavere Smith

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Taaiji to bachcha:
Kal brekfast mein hum kya khaaenge?
Bachcha: Aaloo ke paraanthe.
Taaiji: Aur uske baad hum kya karein?
Bachcha: Lunch..

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