Oddbods Fuse, Newt, Pogo, Bubbles, Jeff, Slick and Zee
any time of day they are so much fun to see..
Taaiji to bachcha:
Kal brekfast mein hum kya khaaenge?
Bachcha: Aaloo ke paraanthe.
Taaiji: Aur uske baad hum kya karein?
1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid:
"Teri Slate Acchi Hai Yaal..." :))
2nd K.G. Kid:
"iPad Hai Bey...!!
Little girl: I was punished in school for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, that’s terrible…What was it that you didn't do..?
Little girl replied, my homework..
बच्चा - पापा मैंने Scissor से Paper Cutting सीख ली है
अब कौन सी cutting सीखूँ ?
पापा - Hair Cutting & become a Good Barber ..
I think as a kid I always liked to
listen to people.
I loved hearing stories.
- Anna Deavere Smith
Nursery ke student ne Exam Sheet pe susu kar diya..!
Teacher: Yeh kya kiya hai..?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna..
Father pointing towards childs stomach:
Is this battery box..?
Child: No - No..It is Khaana-Paani Box..
Kid to his Mom: Mamma main kaise paida hua..?
Mom: Maine ek vessel me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usmein se tum mile mujhe..
Kid did the same thing.
Jab kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme ek mendak tha.
Kid: (gussey se) dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..
per kya karu... aulad hai tu meri..
The best thing that I like about kids
is that they tell you very clearly
without any doubt or speculations
whether you are welcomed or otherwise..
The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said..
"I don't want to scare you,
but my daddy says if I don't get better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking."
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