Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.

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If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me

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No me..No life..
Know me..Know life..

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If you like my sms, i am smart.
If you save, you agree i am smart.
If you forward, you spread that i am smart.
And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.

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Sajda hai dil mein tarane bahut hain
zindagi jeene ke bahane bahut hain
kis kis ko sms karun
kambakht is nacheez ke diwane bahut hain..

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Chaand ko bhi akele mein sharam aati hogi,
baat kuch tumhaari bhi samajh mein aati hogi,
jab bhi zikr hota hoga smart logon ka..
tumhe bhi meri yaad aati hogi.

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Don't feel bad if someone rejects you,
people usually reject expensive things
because they can't afford them..

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Want to know the most beautiful woman in the world
then read the first word again..

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Pyaar kehte hain,
mohabbat kehte hain,
kuch log humein bandgi kehte hain,
magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,
woh humein zindagi kehte hain..

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Greatness is always subject to criticism
and I am no exception to this..

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I don't care what you think of me,
unless you think I'm awesome.
In which case you are right.

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