I don't care what you think of me,
unless you think I'm awesome.
In which case you are right.

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Don't search for good people
all over the world
Because
i am at home..

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It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

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Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.

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Want to know the most beautiful woman in the world
then read the first word again..

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Cello the pen of India
Lux the soap of India
Amul the taste of India
You the waste of India
the star of India..

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Ek pyaari si surat..
Ek mausam sa chehra..
Do jheel si aankhein..
Kuch meethi-meethi baatein..
Ek naazuk adaa..
Kuch masti kuch mazaa..
Thodi si sharaarat..
Bahut saari mohabbat..
Ek bholi si muskaan..
Ooncha udne ka armaan..
Sabse alag sabse juda..
Jiski hai pyaari har ek adaa..
Thanks aapne mere baare mein itna padhaa..

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In life there are Five Things
you should not lose:
1. Character
2. Self-Respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5.
and..
?????
Well, you know my name.

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Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..

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Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

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In this cruel world
it is very difficult
to find a friend with
beautiful heart, pure feelings,
attractive personality & stylish looks.
So..
Kadar karo meri.

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