Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name
Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..
No Quality + No Style = Laalu
No Quality But Style = Sania
Quality But No Style = Abdul Kalam
Quality + Style = Guess..
You are right..
press down to see name and phone number.
Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..
Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight!!
Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight!!
But don't make it a habit because..
i am not free every night.
It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Sweet socho, smart socho,
achcha socho, sachcha socho,
I know it's difficult for u.
I have a shortcut for u.
Only mere baare mein socho.
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