In India, The National Doctors' Day Is Celebrated On 1 July Every Year, The Date Of Birth (and Death) Of Dr. Bidhan Chandra Roy, 2nd Chief Minister Of West Bengal Conferred With Bharat Ratna.


A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti


English |

Some people are just too nice..
They'll tell you clearly that
they come in 30 percent tax slab
so they will accept payment only in cash..
Genuinely such a good DOCTOR..


English |

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai aur
rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga ke soya karoon..?
Doctor: Darwaaze ki Kundi!



Doctor to patient's Friend : Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum ise bacha lete.

Friend : But sir 15 minute pehle to accident hua hai !!


Hindi |

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte mein poora karo aur baad mein aake milo.
Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe..

- Tarun Goma


Hindi |

The physician turned from the telephone to his wife :
"I must hurry to Mrs. Jones' boy--he's sick."
"Is it serious?", asked the wife .
"Yes. I don't know what's the matter with him,
but she has a book on what to do before the doctor comes."


English |

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