Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai aur
rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga ke soya karoon..?
Doctor: Darwaaze ki Kundi!
The physician turned from the telephone to his wife:
"I must hurry to Mrs. Jones' boy--he's sick."
"Is it serious?", asked the wife.
"Yes. I don't know what's the matter with him,
but she has a book on what to do before the doctor comes."
Doctor to patient's friend: Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum ise bacha lete.
Friend: But sir 15 minute pehle to accident hua hai !!
Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte mein poora karo aur baad mein aake milo.- Tarun Goma
Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe..
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