Tintumon Is A Funny Malayalee Character Just Like Santa In Punjabi. Unlike Santa, Tintumon Is Referred As A 5 Year Old Kid And Is Known For His Intelligence And Down To Earth Attitude Which Is Also An Earmark Trait Of Most Malayalees.

Roger Federer: I have great knowledge about tennis.
You can ask me anything.
Tintumon: Hmm..Ok..
Tell me how many holes are there in the NET..??
Tintumon Rocks..!
Federer shocks..

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English |

Maths Teacher: What is a line..?
Tintumon: Line is a dot, going for a walk..

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English |

Tintumon: Hey Boss ...I wanted to talk to you about the act
I'm doing on the show tonight.
Boss : Tintu, you're not doing an act on the show tonight.
Tintumon: Gee, my uncle who owns the theater thought of this act.
Boss : Tell us about the act you're doing on the show tonight.

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English |

Tintumon: Njan ninte veettil poyirunnu.
Nammude kalayanam nadakkumennu tonnunnilla.
Duntumol: Athenta, achane kandayirunno..?
Tintumon: Illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu. Kidilan!!

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Malayalam |

Teacher: What is the formula of water..?
Tintumon: H2MgClNaClHNO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHgNICI(COOH)O
Teacher: What is this..?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water.

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English |

Duntumol: Can you swim ?
Tintumon: No.
Duntumol: Dog is better than you because it swims.
Tintumon: Can you swim ?
Duntumol: Yes
Tintumon: Then what's the difference between you and dog.

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English |

American: There may be bumps in the road,
that we have to overcome in USA.
Tintumon: There may be some road along with bumps
that we may get a chance to see in India.

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English |

Man: How old is your father?
Tintumon: As old as me.
Man: How can that be..?
Tintumon: He became a father only when I was born..

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English |

Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that
I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Duntumol: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed..

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English |

Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow.
Dad: Tintu, What do you mean by a small PTA meeting..?
Tintumon: It is.. Just You, me and the Principal..

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English |

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