Tintumon: Njan ninte veettil poyirunnu.
Nammude kalayanam nadakkumennu tonnunnilla.
Duntumol: Athenta, achane kandayirunno..?
Tintumon: Illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu. Kidilan!!
Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that
I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Duntumol: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed..
Teacher: What is the formula of water..?
Teacher: What is this..?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water.
American: There may be bumps in the road,
that we have to overcome in USA.
Tintumon: There may be some road along with bumps
that we may get a chance to see in India.
Maths Teacher: What is a line..?
Tintumon: Line is a dot, going for a walk..
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow.
Dad: Tintu, What do you mean by a small PTA meeting..?
Tintumon: It is.. Just You, me and the Principal..
Man: How old is your father?
Tintumon: As old as me.
Man: How can that be..?
Tintumon: He became a father only when I was born..
Roger Federer: I have great knowledge about tennis.
You can ask me anything.
Tell me how many holes are there in the NET..??
Tintumon: Hey Boss ...I wanted to talk to you about the act
I'm doing on the show tonight.
Boss : Tintu, you're not doing an act on the show tonight.
Tintumon: Gee, my uncle who owns the theater thought of this act.
Boss : Tell us about the act you're doing on the show tonight.
Duntumol: Can you swim ?
Duntumol: Dog is better than you because it swims.
Tintumon: Can you swim ?
Tintumon: Then what's the difference between you and dog.
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