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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

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English |

Darr jaata hun kabhi khud se
chehra nahi apne khayaalaat dekh kar..

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Urdu |

Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..

Details:
Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..

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English |

नहीं चाहिए सौगातें अम्बर में जाने की
जाने कब ख़त्म होगी प्रथा मैला ढोने की
मैं भी मानव तू भी इंसान
फिर क्यों ना हो ख़त्म घृणा और उपेक्षा ..

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Hindi |

वीर सीमाओं पर हैं सजक
हैं हौंसले बुलंद
मुबारक हो आपको
वतन अब एक है 🙏

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Hindi |

raunak aisi ki har gham bhula de
teri mehfil mein humne suku'n paaya
chale the jidhar se ruswaa ho kar
shaam dhale khud ko fir wahin paaya..

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Urdu |

होगा जशन धमाके वाला
सब साथी थामेंगे प्याला
देखो कहीं भूल ना जाना
दिवाली हमारे संग मनाना ..

2223

Hindi |

My teacher has taught me
courtesy and modesty but
boxing I have learnt on my own.

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English |

Ibaadat-gaah ke hajoom se na dhoka ho rishi
suna hai malik-e-do-jahan tere seene mein bhi hai..

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Urdu |

Few friends are always with you.
So, in your farewell party
if you miss some faces
it means they are with you..

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English |

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