The Great Wall of China was originally built
to keep Rajinikanth out.
They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.
Once Rajnikanth angrily told a person not to show his face ever again.....- Vidhi
That person is known as "BIGG BOSS"
When Rajnikanth looks in mirror, mirror broke. Why..?
Because mirror is not stupid enough to come in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth..
Once Rajnikanth and a small girl were playing cards.- Sumit Nigam
Rajni loses the game in-spite having 3 ACES. Why??
Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!
Rajnikanth purchased a road roller.
To iron his clothes..
All lecturers used to come to college wearing sun glasses..y??- Sumit Nigam
Rajnikanth was very bright student...!!
In olden times a boy went to Nepal and
made mountains of snow.
Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and
the mountains are known as the Himalayas.
Dear Harry Potter,
If it took me 8 damn movies to defeat one lame, bald villain,
I would give people their money back.
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