Rajnikanth purchased a road roller.
To iron his clothes..
When Rajnikanth looks in mirror, mirror broke. Why..?
Because mirror is not stupid enough to come in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth..
Once Rajnikanth angrily told a person not to show his face ever again.....- Vidhi
That person is known as "BIGG BOSS"
All lecturers used to come to college wearing sun glasses..y??- Sumit Nigam
Rajnikanth was very bright student...!!
Dear Harry Potter,
If it took me 8 damn movies to defeat one lame, bald villain,
I would give people their money back.
In olden times a boy went to Nepal and
made mountains of snow.
Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and
the mountains are known as the Himalayas.
Once Rajnikanth and a small girl were playing cards.- Sumit Nigam
Rajni loses the game in-spite having 3 ACES. Why??
Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!
The Great Wall of China was originally built
to keep Rajinikanth out.
They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.
Explore More Fun SMS « ♥ »
- Ehsaas Badal Deta Hai Har Dard Ki Shiddat Mehsoos Karogey To ..
- Animals Are Such Agreeable Friends They Ask No Questions They ..
- Man Is Incomplete Until He Is Married Then He Is Finished ..
- Santa Went To Doctor To Loose Weight Doctor If You Will ..
- Kaash Koi Exam Result Ka Insurance Karwaa Deta To Har Exam ..
- When GOD Leads You To The Edge Of The Cliff Trust ..
- You Don T Have To Be Perfect To Let Somebody Love You Being ..
- Nursery Ke Student Ne Exam Sheet Pe Susu Kar Diya Teacher ..
- Huzoor Aadaab Arz Hai Lagta Hai Mausam Kaafi Sard Hai Arre June ..
- Politicians And Diapers Have One Thing In Common They Should Both ..
What makes Lazeez SMS different?
Our logo stands for IOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting
By Dimension of Texting we try to reflect our ideology that is Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive SMS, Funny Jokes, Greetings, Wishes, Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Proverbs, Dohe, Shayari, Love Messages & much more.. keeping in mind the Aesthetics of Words.
We here try to offer Unique content and no duplicacy within a category plus Exclusive descriptions for individual SMS (wherever possible). We also encourage You to share your best SMS with the World so that Everyone else out there can Enjoy too!
- Moderated Content - Safe for people of all age groups including Children.
- SMS API - Display SMS on your Website or Blog.
- SMS Rating - Gives You Power to Rate Content.