Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: Whats this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

166

Hindi

World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..

186

English |

If I subtract my scores then yes
all my Teachers were Great..

31

English |

Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

41

English |

As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..

156

English |

The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

338

English |

A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.

458

English |

Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

309

English |

A teacher fails when
his students leave the will to study..

285

English |

On this speacial Teacher's Day,
i one of your many students
Wish You a Long, Healthy and Prosperous Life .
Happy Teacher's Day!

213

English |

Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

1910

English |