If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates
Sir: Akbar kaun tha?- Tarun Goma
RAJ: Pata nahin.
SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?
SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..
Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..
Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.
POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..
History sir was on leave.
So science sir was asked to set the paper.
The very first question shocked students:
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..
A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..
A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
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