Today is International Day of Yoga

Click here to read related text


Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

259

English |

Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

139

English |

POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..

58

English |

Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.

144

English |

Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.

256

Hindi

The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

277

English |

As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..

155

English |

Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: Whats this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

155

Hindi

On this speacial Teacher's Day,
i one of your many students
Wish You a Long, Healthy and Prosperous Life .
Happy Teacher's Day!

193

English |

History sir was on leave.
So science sir was asked to set the paper.
The very first question shocked students:
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..

2310

English

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

398

English |