The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

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A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

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i am not able to recall and thank all my teachers
who have tried to shape me to be a better vase
which can hold best flowers of the garden
and multiply the beauty of room
but I pray to thy Lord to content them in book called life..

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Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: Whats this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

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A teacher fails when
his students leave the will to study..

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Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

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If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss.
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

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Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
RAJ: Pata nahin.

SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?

SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..

- Tarun Goma

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A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.

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Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

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POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..

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