Celebrate Teacher's Day On 5 September By Sending Out Hilarious Yet Respectful Messages To Your Teachers, Professors, Guides, Trainers And Mentors..

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हर लफ्ज़ के मायने मोहब्बत और
हर जंग का मक़सद जीत नहीं होता।

चाँद भी आता है ज़मीं पर
मगर कभी - कभी ।

अगर क़यामत तुम जैसी है
तो आज ही हो जाए ।

ये शायरी भी तेरी वफ़ा सी है
कभी बे-इन्तेहाँ
तो कभी बे-नियाज़ ।

सब आज ही बयां करोगे
कुछ तो अगली मुलाक़ात के लिए रख लो ।

सब आज ही बयां करने दो
अगली मुलाक़ात से पहले क़यामत ना हो ।

अलविदा, अब चलता हूँ
जो था सब कह दिया ।

वो चले जाते हैं अक्सर
बस कुछ देर ठहर कर ।

पत्तों की रौनक ही
पेड़ों की दास्ताँ है
ठूंठ तो बस
दर्द बयां करते हैं ।

फ़िज़ा सफ़ेद चादर ओढ़ ले
तो रुत सर्द जान पड़ती है
गुलिस्तां सजाने की चाहत हो
तो बहारों सा मिजाज़ रखिये ।

तनहाई में रहने का सबब पूछते हैं
वो जो ज़माने भर का ग़म दे गए ।

अंगारों को छूने की चाहत तो है
मगर हिम्मत नहीं ।

मुददत हुई या सदियाँ
तेरे इंतज़ार ने ये भी भुला दिया ।

जाने कब से हैं सुलग रहे
चंद बूंदों की चाहत में ।

उफ़ान और तूफ़ान
हदों के मोहताज़ नहीं ।

गुस्ताख़ी हमसे हुई है
तोहमत शराब को ना दे कोई ।

ज़लज़ले मुक़र्रर होंगे
तेरी तहरीर पर ।

समंदर सीने में है
फासले से देखिये
यूँ बेपरवाह कभी हम भी थे
एक लहर के आते ही शिकार हो गए ।

मैं तेरे ख़िलाफ़ हूँ क्यूंकि
तू मेरे ख़िलाफ़ है ।

ये ज़िन्दगी फ़क़त तेरे नाम की बरक़त से काबिज़ है ।

सहर तूने लिखवा दिया सूरज
अब ज़माना पढ़ रहा है ।

10

Urdu |

Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.

217

English |

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

5910

English |

On Teacher's Day Santa sends one SMS to his Teacher:
Master ji, Tuhadi kutt te gaalaan ne mainu banda bana ditta,
nahi te main dangar da dangar hi rehna c..

3923

Punjabi |

Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: Whats this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

186

Hindi

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

3014

English |

A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.

5615

English |

The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

429

English |

Teacher to student-homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student-sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir,maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
Student-paani nahi tha sir
Teacher-arey, pani kyu ni tha?
Student-sir motor ni chal rahi thi.
Teacher-huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua?
Student-kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.

5217

Hindi

Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

4312

English |

Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

2811

English |

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