Chima badein ko chaahiye, choten ko utpat,
ka Rahim hari ko ghatyo, jo bhrigu maari laat.

Meaning: Forgiveness should be a trait of elderly.

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Santa, aapko logo ne kyon maara?
Santa: Arre yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha Madam zaraa saaree upar kijiye, photo leni hai.

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U are a DOG.
gussa ho?????
DOG means Darling Of Girls
Happy?????
has rahe ho?????
sach mein kutte ho.

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Phool - Khushboo ke liye,
Pyaar - Nibhaane ke liye,
Aankh - Dil churaane ke liye,
Khushi - Muskuraane ke liye,
Yeh SMS - Sirf aapko meri yaad dilaane ke liye.

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"Cow" and "Cat" rishte mein behne hain.
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.Now you must be thinking ki kaise?
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.Jyada na socho..
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I m telling you.
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Gaaye Maata hoti hai aur Billi Mousi..!

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Din ke baad raat hua karti hai,
teri yaadon ki barsaat hua karti hai,
kaun kehta hai ki aap dooor hain mujhse,
bina bole bhi to sms se baat hua karti hai.

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Karni hai khuda se ek guzaarish,
ki teri dosti ke siva koi bandagi na mile..
har janam mein mile dost tere jaise,
ya fir kabhi zindagi na mile..

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कातिल निगाहों में आँसू लगते नहीं अच्छे
और बरसातों में जल्दी सूखते नहीं कच्छे ..

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Life choti hai har pal mein khush raho,
aaj paneer nahi to daal mein khush raho,
aaj dosto ka sath nahi to TV dekh kar khush raho,
ghar jaa nahi sakte to phone karke khush raho,
jise dekh nahi sakte uski aawaz mein khush raho,
jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein khush raho,
beeta hua kal jaa chuka hai uski meethi yaad mein khush raho,
aane wale kal ka pata nahi to sapno mein hi khush raho,
haste-haste zindagi beet jaegi bas har pal khush raho..
Enjoy life..Take Care..

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Dard hota hai duniya ko dikhaane ke liye,
har koi rota nahi aansu bahaane ke liye,
roothne ka mazaa tab aataa hai..
jab aap jaisa dost ho manaane ke liye.

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Couple in theatre:
Husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhaari aatma se pyaar hai,
tumhaara jism to main kutton ko daal dun!!
Sardaar sitting on back seat: BHOW BHOW..BHOW BHOW..

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