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Soch rahe ho aaj kyon...?
Ab tum DON ko sikhaaoge kab wish karna hai.
DON ek din pehle wish kare ya 41 din pehle uski marzi.

22

Hindi |

Doctor: I am sorry,
operation k waqt rubber k dastane aapke pet me rah gaye,
dubara operation krna hoga.

Santa : pagal hai kya?
ye le 20 rupaye, naye le lena.

00

Hindi

बहुत खुशनुमा कल की रात गुज़री
कुछ तनहा पर कुछ ख़ास गुज़री
ना नींद आई ना ख्वाब कोई
बस आपके ही ख्यालों के साथ गुज़री..

22

Hindi |

Udaya gulaal ik toli ne
daal diya rang humjoli ne
honton par dekho muskaan khili hai
chehre par modern art hui hai
bharat ka yeh aisa parv
jisme khilte pyaare rang..

02

Hindi |

इश्क़ एक ऐसा नशा है जो दर्द की गली में बिकता है
एक पल की ज़िन्दगी है और ज़िन्दगी भर की सज़ा है
उसे मौत क्या मारेगी जो सजा-ए-इश्क़ में फ़ना है..

70

Hindi |

Holi tyohar hai Rang aur Bhaang ka
Hum sab yaaron ka
Ghar mein aaye mehmano ka
Gali mein gali walon ka
Mohalle mein mohalle waalo ka
Desh mein deshwalo ka.
Bura na maano Holi hai.. Holi hai bhai Holi hai..!

- Hemant Singh
00

Hindi |

Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..

13

Hindi |

नाराज़ हो सकते हैं वो हमसे
पर लौट कर ज़रूर आएंगे
वो चेहरा भीड़ में
बस थोड़ा बिछड़ है गया ..

00

Hindi |

Humse chupte kyon ho dost ,
ek din hum andheron mein kho jaayenge,
ki maangoge duaaon mein khuda se..
aur hum sapno mein bhi na aayenge.

90

Hindi |

रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
मैंने कहा रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
कि मुझमें जान आ गई है
पीछे मुड़कर देखो यारों
दारु की दुकान आ गई है ..

Rok do mere janaaze ko
maine kaha rok do mere janaaze ko
ki mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud kar dekho yaaron
daaru ki dukaan aa gayi hai..

438

Hindi |

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