After boarding AC Double Decker Express train Santa exclaimed,
Paise bachaane ke liye dekho
ek train ke upar
doosri train rakh kar chalaa rahe hain.
Banta: Oh nahi yaar,
upar waali train mein petrol khatam ho gaya hoga..

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Raah chalte agar koi ladki aapko bhai bol de, to
?
?
simple use zor se ek chanta maro,
aur bolo
"Yahan kahan ghoom rahi hai..?
Chal ghar.."

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Teacher: Pappu I will give u a tight slap,
if u continue ur Non serious Behavior in the class.
Pappu: Thappad se dar nahi lagta madam
payar se lagta hai.

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Hindi

Dil ka tamaasha dekha nahi jaata,
toota hua sitaara dekha nahi jaata,
apne hisse ke saare sms aapko de dun..
mujhse kanjooso ka khaali inbox dekha nahi jaata.

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Hindi

अपनी ज़मीन अपना आकाश बनाओ
हर कदम पर नया मुकाम बनाओ
माँगने से किसी को ज़िन्दगी ने दिया क्या है
हर कदम पर एक नया इतिहास बनाओ ..

Apni zameen apna aakaash banao
har kadam par naya mukaam banao
maangne se kisi ko zindagi ne diya kya hai
har kadam par ek naya itihaas banao..

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Hindi |

Waqt ke panne palatkar
fir woh haseen lamhe
jeene ko dil chaahta hai,
kabhi muskuraaya karte the sab dost milkar..
unhe saath dekhne ko aaj dil taras jaata hai.

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Hindi |

Itni choti nahi dosti humaari,
kaise soch liya kinaara aa gayaa,
lo phir ho gayi aapke mobile mein roshni,
ek baar phir sms humaaraa aa gaya..

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Hindi

Poocho na us kaagaz se,
jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain,
tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,
woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain.

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Hindi

College mein school ki yaad aai,
jawaani mein bachpan ki yaad aai,
kaanto ko chua to phool ki yaad aai,
tanha mehsoos kiya to dost teri yaad aai.

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Hindi

Teacher: How many planets are there?
Santa : Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, ...wagerah...wagerah...
Teacher: Aur batao?
Santa : Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata rani ki kirpa hai. Aap sunao.

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Hindi

तेरी दुआओं का दस्तुर भी अजब है मेरे मौला
मोहब्बत उन्हीं को मिलती है जिन्हे निभानी नही आती..

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