Maalaa saans usaans ki, fere koi nij daas
chauraasi bharme nahi, kate karam ki faans..

15

Hindi |

Bahut khoobsurat hoti hain
vo bachpan ki yaadein
khuda mujhe le chale wahin
jahaan jooth aur fareb nahi
bas masoomiyat hai..

51

Hindi |

आँखों के इशारे समझ नहीं पाते
होंठों से दिल की बात कह नहीं पाते
अपनी बेबसी हम किस तरह कहें
कोई है जिसके बिना हम रह नहीं पाते ..

- Rahul Maurya
60

Hindi |

Is-se pehle ki is varsh ka antim suraj ast ho,
isse pehle ki 2006 ka calendar nasht ho,
aur isse pehle ki mobile network vyast ho,
Dua hai ki aane waala saal aapke liye,
Zabardast Ho.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

50

Hindi |

Jaane kitne hi dukh
dafna chuka hun iss dil mein,
ab to lagta hai jaise
khud ek kabristan hun main..

51

Hindi |

Ek to aap sharmaate bahut ho,
agar baat kare koi to itraate bahut ho,
dil chaahta hai ki koi sms na karu per,
suna hai sms padne ke baad muskuraate bahut ho..

188

Hindi

कब दिल तेरी याद में चूर नहीं होता
कब तुझसे मिलने को दिल मजबूर नहीं होता
यह सच है ज़िन्दगी में दिल उसी का टूटा है
जिसका कोई कसूर नहीं होता ..

Kab dil teri yaad mein choor nahi hota
kab tujhse milne ko dil majboor nahi hota
yeh sach hai zindagi mein dil usi ka toota hai
jiska koi kasoor nahi hota..

10

Hindi |

Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
AAHISTA BOLO...
Yahaan tak aawaaz aa rahi hai..!

53

Hindi

Santa petrol pump pe gaya.
Waha likha tha, "Dont use mobile phone here."
Santa ne apna mobile nikala aur har dost ko phone kia aur bola,
"Don't call me now, i am at petrol pump."

00

Hindi |

Bhatakte phirte hain kyun
hajj karein yahan aa kar,
yeh Kaba pass hai,
har ek Khalsa ke liye..
- Hakim Allah Yaar Khan Jogi

20

Hindi |

TT : BABA, kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : jaha Ram ka janma hua tha.
TT : Ticket dikhao
Sadhu : nahi he
TT : To chalo
Sadhu : kaha?
TT : Jaha Krishna ka janma hua tha..

10

Hindi