The believing we do something when we do nothing
is the first illusion of tobacco.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tobacco surely was designed
To poison, and destroy mankind.
- Philip Freneau
Definition of a Cigarette:
A fire at one end, a fool at the other,
and a bit of tobacco in between..
I have made it a rule never to smoke
more than one cigar at a time..
- Mark Twain
My smoking might be bothering you,
but it's killing me. - Colette
Izhaar-e-Kadki = Paise ki Killat
1 Dost - Yaar aajkal GF se udhaar le kar
kaam chala raha hun.
2 Dost - Mere paas to cigarette
tak ke paise nahi hain..
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
On Akshaya Tritiya day
if you can't buy gold
then atleast buy
Your loss is Company's Profit..
It is now proved beyond doubt that
smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Fletcher Knebel
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What makes Lazeez SMS different?
Our logo stands for IOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting
By Dimension of Texting we try to reflect our ideology that is Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive SMS, Funny Jokes, Greetings, Wishes, Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Proverbs, Dohe, Shayari, Love Messages & much more.. keeping in mind the Aesthetics of Words.
We here try to offer Unique content and no duplicacy within a category plus Exclusive descriptions for individual SMS (wherever possible). We also encourage You to share your best SMS with the World so that Everyone else out there can Enjoy too!
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