Izhaar-e-Kadki = Paise ki Killat
1 Dost - Yaar aajkal GF se udhaar le kar
kaam chala raha hun.
2 Dost - Mere paas to cigarette
tak ke paise nahi hain..
The believing we do something when we do nothing
is the first illusion of tobacco.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tobacco surely was designed
To poison, and destroy mankind.
- Philip Freneau
I have made it a rule never to smoke
more than one cigar at a time..
- Mark Twain
On Akshaya Tritiya day
if you can't buy gold
then atleast buy
Your loss is Company's Profit..
It is now proved beyond doubt that
smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Fletcher Knebel
Definition of a Cigarette:
A fire at one end, a fool at the other,
and a bit of tobacco in between..
My smoking might be bothering you,
but it's killing me. - Colette
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
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