The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
It is now proved beyond doubt that
smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Fletcher Knebel
My smoking might be bothering you,
but it's killing me. - Colette
The believing we do something when we do nothing
is the first illusion of tobacco.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have made it a rule never to smoke
more than one cigar at a time..
- Mark Twain
Definition of a Cigarette:
A fire at one end, a fool at the other,
and a bit of tobacco in between..
Izhaar-e-Kadki = Paise ki Killat
1 Dost - Yaar aajkal GF se udhaar le kar
kaam chala raha hun.
2 Dost - Mere paas to cigarette
tak ke paise nahi hain..
Tobacco surely was designed
To poison, and destroy mankind.
- Philip Freneau
On Akshaya Tritiya day
if you can't buy gold
then atleast buy
Your loss is Company's Profit..
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