Happy Ganesh Chaturthi - Joy Elephant Drawing

Mrs. Dahi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company
to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa WEDS Bibi Paapdee(D/O Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipur)
at Pastry Hall on 05 Nov 1983, near Jalebi Chowk, Lijjat Papad Nagar.
PIN:420840
Mele chachu ki shaadi mein jalul aana..
Baby boondi., RSVP Masaaley.

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Rekha, too, has been nominated to Rajya Sabha. Now it makes a full Nirma detergent team :



Hema,

Rekha,

Jaya

aur

Sushma!



Sabki Pasand NIRMAA!

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Lalooji ek mahina bush se
english ki training le kar aaye.
Ek din ek phone aaya to lalooji bole:
"Who iz ispeaking?"
Jawaab aaya:
"Hum sasoora BUSHWAA..!!"

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If Columbus had Girl Friend ,
he might have never discovered America because..
GF: Where are you going..?
With whom..?
How are you going..?
To discover what..?
Why only you..?
What should I do when you are gone..?
Can I come with you..?
When will you be back..?
Where will you stay..?
Will you miss me..?
Columbus: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush..!

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2 cockroach गाना गा रहे थे |
जग घूमेया थारे जैसा ना कोई ..
दोनों मर गए।
क्यों ?

Details:
क्योंकि यह गाना HIT है |

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Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,
barfeeli hawaaon mein,
jheel ke kinaare baithe Raanjhe ko
Heer ne kya kahaa..??
Ve moeyaa Hero na ban..
Sweater pehen le.

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Ishq mein ye anjaam paaya hai,
haath paer toote, muh se khoon aaya hai,
Hospital pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaaya hai,
"Bahaaron phool barsaao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.."

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Try to understand me &
don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of you,
so don't play with my life .
Santa telling to Mosquito..

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Question: Why Santa gave Oreo biscuit to
Chhota Bheem (chota bhim),
Chutki, Raju, Jaggu, Kalia and Dholu - Bholu..?

Answer: Because ladoo mein cream nahi hoti.

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A cute question:
Kid: Mom, kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha..?
Mom: Nahi to.
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad pehchana kaise..?

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Ek bachcha paida hote hi nurse se bola,
"Light hai kya?"
Nurse bole: No
Bachcha: Oh my God , fir se Bihar mein paida ho gaya..

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