Woh mile bhi to examination hall mein,
Tum hi batao paper karte ya mohabbat..

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World's most painful shaayeri ever
full of grief and sorrow:
Dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
........uui uui.

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Shaadi main ek BEAUTIFUL ladki.
Ladke se: Aap dance karoge..??
Ladka style me bola: Yes..
Ladki pyar se: Toh fir aapki kursi main le jaau..

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A famous inspirational speaker said -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added -
'She was my mother.'
Applause & Laughter.
A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink he said loudly to his wife, in kitchen -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'
Standing for a moment
trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out -
'I can't remember.'

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Santa went to an electrical shop.
Santa: 2 panke dena; 1 ladies aur 1 gents.
Salesman: Pankhon mein ladies aur gents nahi hota.
Santa: Kaise nahi hote..1 Bajaj ka de aur 1 Usha ka..

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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition..

- Vidhi

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Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa raha?
02/08/2012.
Kyonki is din rakhi aur Friendship Day ek saath the..

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To succeed in life, you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire

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Motorist: Say, this darned car won't climb a hill!
You said it was a fine machine!
Dealer: I said: 'On the level it's a good car.'

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Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar...
Agar woh KASAB ke saath mumbai aa gaya hota
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA!!

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In our life four things can come any time:
1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Money
4. ????
4. Susu

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