Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: I am just five.
Cat: 5? How come, you look so big?
Elephant: I am a complan boy.
Elephant how old r u?
Cat: I am just 30.
Elephant: 30? But you are looking so small?
Cat: I am a santoor girl..
A very wealthy old man was dying and summoned his lawyer, his Priest, and his Doctor.
As his final and last wish, he gave each 2,50,000 in cash. He said he wanted to prove that you "could" take it with you when you die. He requested that each one of them throw the cash in his grave just before they shoveled the dirt in.
A few days later at the funeral the Priest walked up to the grave after the Eulogy and with tears in his eyes, tossed the money into the grave. Shortly after, the Doctor also did the same. Last the lawyer came and tossed in an envelope.
At the family gathering, or wake if you will, the Priest walked up to the Doctor and the lawyer and said, "I must confess, I kept out 25,000 of his money for the orphanage". With that the Doctor also confided that he too kept out 50,000 for the new Medical Clinic for the poor. The lawyer then exclaimed, "Shame, shame on you both!, I gave him a check for the entire amount!"
Heights of :
Lungi with a zip.
Asking lift for morning walk.
Get blank paper xerox.
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
Cow giving milk powder.
A 99 yr. Old woman going for Rs. 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.
Looking through key hole of a glass door.
8) Height of free time?
You are reading this whole message..
संता की मौत बिजली गिरने से हो गई
पर उसकी लाश मुस्कुराते हुए मिली
भगवान ने पुछा ऐसा क्यों ?
संता - मैनु लगा जी कोई फोटो खींच रहा है ..
Santa ki maut bijli girne se ho gai
par uski laash muskuraate hue mili
Bhagwan ne poocha aisa kyun?
Santa - Mainu laga ji koi photo kheench raha hai..
Chand per likh du Naam Aapka,
Aisa Dil chaahta hai..
Ek to humaara haath wahaan tak nahi jaata hai aur dusra
yeh khayaal humesha dopeher mein hi aata hai..
Meri dukh bhari kahani padho.
"ptdj werrbgjh gbhujik jhgf".
mujhe pata tha..
mera dukh koi nahi samajh payega.
A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa: Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.
Hurry Now Samsung Galaxy Grand Quattro with quad-core processor
free with just One kg rice.!
Price of One kg rice is Rs. 17290..
Population control slogan in Bihar:
hum do, humaare do,
unke baad jitne bhi ho,
sabko delhi bhej do.....
An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!
Dialogue by a boy in Love:
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun.."
Later he realised:
"Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi..."
This SMS reminds us of the days when at exam times we used to pray to God for good scores.
Timing:- Sumit Nigam
Any time of the year. Also at exam times.
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