The Role Of Fun In Our Lives Is What Salt Is To Food. You Add It In The Right Proportion And Does Wonders.

Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa raha?
Kyonki is din rakhi aur Friendship Day ek saath the..




It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..


English |

रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..


Hindi |

2 cockroach गाना गा रहे थे |
जग घूमेया थारे जैसा ना कोई ..
दोनों मर गए।
क्यों ?

क्योंकि यह गाना HIT है |


Hindi |

Two sardaars were talking.
1st: Is Harbhajan Singh, the cricketer, male or female?
2nd: Female.
1st: How?
2nd: Just now the commentator told a wonderful delivery by him.



Solid Beijjati:
Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola.
Thodi daer baad ek Aadmi aaya.
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne ke liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur
appointment dene ke andaz me bolne laga.
Fir phone rakne ke baad...
Doctor Aadmi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
Aadmi: BSNL se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne ke liye.

- Tarun Goma

Hindi |

A little boy who wanted 100 rupees.
He decided to write a letter to God .
When the postal authorities received the letter to " God "
they decided to send it to President.
The president was so impressed, touched, and amused
that he instructed his secretary
to send the little boy a 50 rupees.
The little boy was delighted with the money,
and immediately sat down to write
a thank you note to God which read
"Dear God , Thank you for sending me the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason
you had to send it through New Delhi, and as usual,
those people deducted 50 rupees."


English |

सनम तेरी याद में हमें दस्त लग गए
ये भी आँसू ही हैं
जो बस रास्ता भटक गए ..

Sanam teri yaar mein humein dust lag gaye
yeh bhi aansu hi hain
jo bas rasta bhatak gaye..


Hindi |

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..

- Gajendra Gupta


English |

Ravan ko court laya gaya aur kaha gita pe haath rakho.
Ravan chillaya, Sita pe haath rakha to itna bawaal ho gaya
ab gita pe nahi rakhoonga.



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