A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..
Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...
"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss," explained Santa;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
Boss: What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss: Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?
A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.
A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.
It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?
Boss: I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.
My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
Boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.
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