Our Professional Lives Interacts Everyday With Our Boss. So We Thought To Add Wit And Humour To This Part Of Our Lives.

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!


English |

PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.


Hindi |

What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...


Hindi |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.


English |

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.


English |

A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.


English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.


English |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..


English |

अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..


Hindi |

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