Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss: Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.
अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..
Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..
A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!
This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss," explained Santa;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...
A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
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