A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!
My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
Boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.
PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss: Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.
"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss," explained Santa;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..
This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...
Boss to Santa: Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa: Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..
It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
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