What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

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I am without any task
but why are you..

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A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

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"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.

"It's like this, boss," explained Santa;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."

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This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

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A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

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Boss: What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss: Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

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It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

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Boss to Santa: Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa: Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

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अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..

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A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..

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