A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.

04

English |

Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..

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Hindi |

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

13

English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

00

English |

A bully is always a boss
be it school or office..

10

English |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

00

English |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

00

English |

"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.

"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."

11

English |

Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

10

English |

A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..

11

English |

I am without any task
but why are you..

00

English |