A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss: Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.
Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..
It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
Boss: What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss: Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?
A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..
My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
Boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.
"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss," explained Santa;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..
Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..
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