A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

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PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss: Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.

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A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..

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Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..

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It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

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Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

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Boss: What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss: Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

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A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

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My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
Boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.

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"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.

"It's like this, boss," explained Santa;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."

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अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..

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