A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..
A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..
What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...
It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss..
"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss," explained Santa;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
Boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.
Boss: What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss: Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?
Boss to Santa: Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa: Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..
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