What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...
I am without any task
but why are you..
A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!
"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss," explained Santa;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
Boss: What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss: Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?
It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
Boss to Santa: Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa: Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..
अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..
Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..
A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
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