Our Professional Lives Interacts Everyday With Our Boss. So We Thought To Add Wit And Humour To This Part Of Our Lives.

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..


English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.


English |

अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..


Hindi |

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?


English |

"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.

"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."


English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.


English |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..


English |

I am without any task
but why are you..


English |

What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...


Hindi |

Recommended for You »

  1. दिल खुश हुआ है मस्जिद ए वीरां को देख कर मेरी तरह खुदा ..
  2. आपको थीं उम्मीदें बहुत मगर आज मेरी मेहनत में शायद ..
  3. हमने तो मोहब्बत में कोई गिला ना किया पर उन्होंने मोहब्बत ..
  4. When You Completely Trust A Person Without Any Doubt You Will Automatically ..
  5. Kaash Kushiyon Ki Koi Dukaan Hoti Humaari Us Se Pehchaan Hoti Bhar Dete ..
  6. Aaj Ki Holi Mein Aapke Sab Dukh Dard Jal Jaayein Aur ..
  7. Ab Jis Ke Bhi Dil Mein Aae Wohi Paae Roshni Hum ..
  8. Life Feels Like Just As Fresh As A Newly Blossomed Petal ..
  9. Santa Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Ho To Kiske ..
  10. Happiness Is Very Close To Us However We All Forger To ..

Share & Let Everyone Read

Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us

Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..

What's more


Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.


Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.