English Language SMS

My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack.
If it is a vessel equal to yours, attack.
And if it is stronger than yours, also attack.
- Stepan O. Makarov, Russian Admiral

Liars will figure but figures will not lie.
- K Santhanam

Think twice before leaving a space
in someone's heart because
it's painful to realize how much you miss that
space when you decide to go back and
find someone has taken your place.

What is the secret of success..?
I found the answer in my own room.
The fan said BE COOL.
The roof said AIM HIGH.
The window said TAKE PAINS.
The clock said EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS.
The mirror said REFLECT BEFORE U ACT.
The calendar said BE UPTO DATE.
The door said PUSH.
The lamp said MAKE THE LIGHT OF UR FUTURE.

Things we must be thankful for:
1. Worries at the start of day: means u are still alive.
2. Clothes that don't fit anymore: means u are getting gud food.
3. The mess to clean after a party: means u hv friends around u.
4. Roof that needs fixing: means �'ve got a house.
5. Taxes to pay: means � aren't unemployed.
6. Quarel with relatives: means u hv a family.
7. A msg on ur m�bile: means u hv sumone who remembers u & wishes u well.

Only in water can you learn to swim.