Why smart people always say they are busy?
I will tell you later,
right now i am busy..
When people receive my messages,
they think that i am addicted 2 messaging.
But they are wrong..
because they don't know that,
I am addicted to hold relationships..
Enjoy the present day, trusting little to what tomorrow may bring.
A shovel can help you
only if you have got a seed..
Easy way to kill an ant:
Mix chilli powder with sugar and give it.
After eating that it will search for water.
The ant will go in search of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant goes near the water tank, push the ant into it.
Now the ant who is fully soaked in water will go to dry near fire.
When it reaches near fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then you admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove the oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill it.
Hello Mr. Woodpecker,
How do you do..??
What makes you drilling
all though the tree..
Come to me and
I shall offer you a meal all free..
Answer this: Black is a color.
White is a color.
But black and white is not a color tv.
Oddbods Fuse, Newt, Pogo, Bubbles, Jeff, Slick and Zee
any time of day they are so much fun to see..
The accumulation of these two:
Virtue & Wisdom
constitutes the soul,
which is the only thing that
Only Buddhas (or tulkus), it is said, can usually remember past lives,
the major exception to the rule that memories do not transmigrate.
You know why girls ar shorter than boys?
Because when they hug each other
the boy let his head fall on her shoulder and
the girl rests her head on his heart to hear the beat.
Don't be dismayed by good-byes.
A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.
And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes,
is certain for those who are friends..
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