60A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.
The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.
The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.
Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti
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10I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
English
00Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
English
162Teacher: What is the formula of water..?
Tintumon: H2MgClNaClHNO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHgNICI(COOH)O
Teacher: What is this..?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water.
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66The child came to his mother in tears.
"Oh, mama," he confessed, "I broke a tile in the hearth."
"Never mind, dear," the mother consoled.
"But how ever did you come to do it..?"
"I was pounding it with father's watch.?"
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150Roger Federer: I have great knowledge about tennis.
You can ask me anything.
Tintumon: Hmm..Ok..
Tell me how many holes are there in the NET..??
Tintumon Rocks..!
Federer shocks..
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22Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.
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00Life is an echo, all comes back,
the good, the bad, the false, and the true so,
give the world the best you have and
the best will come back to you.
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41If we can just find meaning in departures
then the associated pain departs.
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00A crafty fox never preys near his den.
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30May the good times and
- Hemant Singh
treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wishing You here lot of
LOVE , JOY and HAPPINESS..
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00We all live in glass houses
the sooner we realise
the better it will be..
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