20At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!
Gues d name of dat book?
"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"
Rs15O/-
English
53Patient: Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai
uske haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hun,
chaante ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.
Hindi
52A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"
Hindi
11Innocent kid: Mummy mujhe sister chaahiye.
Mom: Beta Dad abroad hain, jaise hi woh aayenge
hum baat karenge unse.
Kid: Aap unhe SURPRISE kyon nahi dete?
Hindi
01I believe that if life gives you lemons,
you should make lemonade...
And try to find somebody
whose life has given them vodka,
and have a party.
- Ron White
English |
00A man doesn't have vacation problems:
his boss tells him when to take them,
and his wife tells him where..
English |
00Rice is great if you're really hungry and
want to eat two thousand of something.
English |
00Workers play football,
Managers play tennis,
and CEOs Play golf.
Higher you go, ball goes smaller n u need a better vision!
.
.
.
Aaj se hum kanche khelenge! :
Hindi |
30Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya.
Pappu: Ab main ye roti nahi khaounga.
Papa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pheni hui thi.
Hindi
13Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..
Hindi |
30I once drank भांग and then wrote a book.
It was called 'The Big भांग Theory'.
Hindi |
20Guy in pub, with gal frnd...
Suddenly, he says:''I love U.!''
Gal frnd asks:''Is that U or the beer talking?''
He replies:''Its me Talking to the BEER.!!
English
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