Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai.? Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Quotes

Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."