Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.

20

Hindi |
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Men are idiots and I married their king.

10

English |

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

10

English

We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

00

English

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English

Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.

10

Hindi

When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

00

English

Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.

12

Hindi

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