01In olden times a boy went to Nepal and
made mountains of snow.
Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and
the mountains are known as the Himalayas.
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21When Rajnikanth looks in mirror, mirror broke. Why..?
Because mirror is not stupid enough to come in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth..
English |
01All lecturers used to come to college wearing sun glasses..y??
- Sumit Nigam
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Rajnikanth was very bright student...!!
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02The Great Wall of China was originally built
to keep Rajinikanth out.
They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.
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01In olden times a boy went to Nepal and
made mountains of snow.
Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and
the mountains are known as the Himalayas.
English |
01Rajnikanth purchased a road roller.
Guess why..?
To iron his clothes..
English |
01Once Rajnikanth and a small girl were playing cards.
- Sumit Nigam
Rajni loses the game in-spite having 3 ACES. Why??
Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!
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01Dear Harry Potter,
If it took me 8 damn movies to defeat one lame, bald villain,
I would give people their money back.
Yours Sincerely,
Rajnikanth.
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02Once Rajnikanth angrily told a person not to show his face ever again.....
- Vidhi
Since then
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That person is known as "BIGG BOSS"
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