The Great Wall of China was originally built
to keep Rajinikanth out.
They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.

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Rajnikanth purchased a road roller.
Guess why..?
To iron his clothes..

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The Great Wall of China was originally built
to keep Rajinikanth out.
They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.

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In olden times a boy went to Nepal and
made mountains of snow.
Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and
the mountains are known as the Himalayas.

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Once Rajnikanth and a small girl were playing cards.
Rajni loses the game in-spite having 3 ACES. Why??
Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!

- Sumit Nigam

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Once Rajnikanth angrily told a person not to show his face ever again.....
Since then
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That person is known as "BIGG BOSS"

- Vidhi
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Dear Harry Potter,
If it took me 8 damn movies to defeat one lame, bald villain,
I would give people their money back.

Yours Sincerely,
Rajnikanth.

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When Rajnikanth looks in mirror, mirror broke. Why..?
Because mirror is not stupid enough to come in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth..

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All lecturers used to come to college wearing sun glasses..y??
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Rajnikanth was very bright student...!!

- Sumit Nigam

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