00Santa & Banta were crossing river on a boat.
Banta - Hey ! this boat is sinking.
Santa - Doobne de yaar, kaun si apni hai..
Hindi |
20Teacher: If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: Oh! Listen carefully.
If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: Ok. Let me ask you
If I give you two chocolates, and two chocolates and two more chocolates then
how many chocolates you will be having..?
Santa : Six.
Teacher: Good. Now tell me
If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: How is that..?
Santa : I am already having one at home.
English |
10Frog to Santa : Kya sardaar ka dimaag hota hai?
Santa : Haan hota hai.
Frog: Nahi hota.
and the frog jumps in the water.
Santa : Isme suicide karne ki kya baat thi,
i was joking..
Hindi
00Santa : Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hain?
Banta: Goal karne ke liye.
Santa : Susra, Ball to pehle se hi gol hai, aur kitna gol karenge..
Hindi |
00Teacher told all students in a class
to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa .
He wrote: No match, due to rain.
English |
10Santa singh got an invitation to party
which said
BROWN TIE ONLY
when he went to the party
he was surprised to find that
others were wearing pants and shirts also..!!
English
10Santa underwear lene gaya.
Dukaandaar ne usko Rs. 500 ka underwear dikhaya.
Santa : Roz pehn-ne wala de,
party wear nahi chaahiye.
Hindi
20Santa was filling a slambook.
He didn't knew the meaning of Zodiac sign.
He turned the previous page and
saw that somebody had written Cancer,
so he wrote Gas Problem..
English
00Preetoji to Santa - Honey,
you don't give any time to kids.
And the next day..
Santa gave each of his kids a new Watch..
English |
00Santa & Banta were having dinner.
Banta - Pass the wine, you divine.
Santa thought, how poetic.
So he replied - Pass the custard, you bastard..
English |
00Santa was driving a car zigzag and rashly.
Traffic cop caought him.
Santa : Sir, I am learning driving.
Cop: Without instructor?
Santa : It's a correspondence course.
English
0010 people beating a sardaar,
but he was laughing..
A man asked,
"Why are you laughing?"
Sardaar: Main Joginder hun,
yeh log mujhe Parminder samajh ke maar rahe hain!!
Hindi
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