H_NDU MUSL_M S_KH CHR_ST_AN S_NDH PUNJAB_ ..
see how we lose our identity when we forget "I" of INDIAN..

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English

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If God would have carved us
to deliver faster results
then human gestation
could not have been 9 months..

20

English |

Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs
- except in laboratories.

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English |

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A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

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English |

Dowry stands for
D - Donkeys
O - Of the first order
W - Who can't stand on their feet
R - Rely on their wives riches
Y - Yet shameless

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English |

It was written in a cemetery:
This place is full of people who used to think
that the world cannot move on without them..

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English |

Life is full of - Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham..
When it ends - Na Tum Jaano Na Hum..
So lets do masti..who knows - Kal Ho Na Ho..

30

English

Never Forget Three People In Your Life :
1. Who HELPED you in difficult times,
2. Who LEFT you in difficult times,
3. Who PUT you in difficult times..

40

English |

Jeevan me agar bahut pareshan ho gaye ho to
ek lambi rassi lo aur ek badey ped pe bandh ke
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Jhula - Jhulo Yaar.. Enjoy Karo !
Be Positive..

203

Hindi |

रैली करके आइए
मज़मे लगाइए
गंगा में डुबकी लगा
सारे पाप धो आइए
कोविड महामारी बढ़े
तो जनता कर्फ्यू लगाइए।
#वाहचाचा

104

Hindi |

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