थोड़ी राहत मिली है
हैदराबाद के दोषी मारे हैं
उन्नाव और दिल्ली के दरिंदे अब भी ज़िंदा हैं
बोलो कब उनकी बारी है ??

80

Hindi |

मुझे चाँद पर जाने की ख़्वाहिश नहीं
दे सको तो निर्भया - दिशा के हत्यारों को फांसी दो
बहन - बेटी का हो जहाँ सम्मान ऐसा संसार दो ..

111

Hindi |

Santa : Doctor saab mujhe chot lag gayi hai.
Doctor: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge.
Santa : Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadaai nahi karni..

00

Punjabi |

Bukkaan wich nahi paani rehnde,
jadon baddal meeh varsaaunde ne,
aksar bhul jaaunde ne oh,
jehre bahuta pyaar jataaunde ne.

73

Punjabi |

ਨਿਕੰਮੀ ਔਲਾਦ ਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਘੱਟ ਸੇਵਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾਏ
ਘਰ ਉੰਨਾ ਜ਼ਯਾਦਾ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ ..

157

Punjabi |

A punjabi lady talking in English to a Dr. about her sick child.

"My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da na sleep da,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nalay nak v leak da."

11013

Punjabi

ਪੈ ਜਏ ਸਾਂਝ ਏਹੋ ਜੇਹੀ
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਜਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਮਿਤਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਆਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਆ ਜਏ ਤੇਰੇ ਦੱਸੇ ਰਾਹ ਤੇ ਤੂਰਣ ਦੀ ਜਾਚ
ਤੇ ਹੋਏ ਗੱਲਵਕੜੀ ਇਉਂ ਕੇ
ਫੇਰ ਬਰਡੇ ਮਨਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ ।

167

Punjabi |

ਪਾਣੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਪਿਓ ਦੀ ਮਿਲਕੀਅਤ ਨਹੀਂ
ਇਹ ਸਭਨਾ ਦੇ ਪਿਓ ਦੀ ਦਾਤ ਏ ਬੱਦਲਾ ..

40

Punjabi |

Jeena hein naasoor phir bhi jie jata hu
gham ko khushi ke jaam mein
bhar ke piya jaata hu mein..

50

Punjabi |

ਪ੍ਰਮਾਤਮਾ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਦੇਰ ਜਰੂਰ ਆ
ਪਰ ਅੰਧੇਰ ਨਹੀਂ ..

- Simranjit

110

Punjabi |

A sardaar prays daily for two hours:
Hey Waheguru, meri lottery lagaa davo.
After 11 years Waheguru angrily appears and says:
Oye Khoteyaa, ik vaari ticket taan lae..

30

Punjabi

Ek AMLI duje AMLI nu kehanda:
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c.
2 AMLI: Tu BACH GAYA c ke mar gaya c?
1 AMLI: Salea mainu ki pata, mai oudu nikka jeya ta c.

172

Punjabi

Mungfli di khushbu te gur di mithaas,
makki de roti te sarson da saag,
dil di khushi te apneyaan da pyaar ,
Mubaarak hove tuhaanu eh Lohri da tyohaar!!!
*HAPPY LOHRI*

5610

Punjabi

Recommended for You »

  1. Relationship Is Silent Gift More Old More Strong More Deep More ..
  2. Pyar Jitna Purana Hota Hai Muskil Use Utna Bhulana Hota Hai ..
  3. Do All You Can To Be Good And You’ll Be ..
  4. He Who Has Never Been Cheated Cannot Be A Good ..
  5. Be Someone S Choice Reason Priority But Never An Option ..
  6. A Good Word Is An Easy Obligation; But Not To Speak ..
  7. I Knocked At The Heavens Door Today GOD Asked Why I ..
  8. A Good Life Is The Only Religion ..
  9. Dillo Mein Pyaar Ka Chiraag Ban Har Rooh Ka Itminaan Ban Aadmi ..
  10. Pyar Ko Log Mohobbat Kehte Hain Kuch Log Ise Bandagi Kehte ..

Share & Let Everyone Read









Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us


Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..



What's more


moderated-content-kids-safe

Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.
sms-api-always-win

API

Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.
rate-content

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.