Punjabi Language Quotes

Manjiaan utte behnde see, kol-kol rehnde si,
Sofe Bed aa gaye, dooriaan vadha gaye,
Chattan te na sonde hunn, Batan vi na paunde hunn,
Vehre de vich rukhh hunde sann, sanjhe saade dukh hunde sann,
Boohe khulle rehnde see, Aaunde jaande behnde see,
Kaan vi banere kurlaunde si, prahune vi ghar aunde si,
Cycle hunda kol si, Fer vi mel jol see,
Russe nu manaunde see, rishte nibhounde see,
Paisa bhaavein ghatt si, par matthe te na vatt si,
Kandhaan kolle kachhe see, saak sambandhi pakke see,
Ajj Lagda hai bahut kuchh paya hai, par asal vich sab gavaya hai..

Nikki jehi phambiri
phire kanedaa
pub'aan ch addi chuke
lohri te kardi nakhra..

Hindi teacher asks Santa : Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain?
Santa : O G 7 prakaar ke -
1. Local kaal
2. STD kaal
3. ISD kaal
4. Missed kaal
5. Received kaal
6. Dialled kaal aur
7. Sat Sri Akal

na rabb arsh mu’alla utte
na rabb khaane kaabe - hu
na rabb ilm kitaabi labbha
na rabb wich mahraabe - hu
ganga teerath mool na milya
painde be-hisaabe - hu
jad da murshad milya baahu
chutte sab azaabe - hu

ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਅਰਸ਼ ਮੁ’ਅੱਲਾ ਉੱਤੇ
ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਖਾਨੇ ਕਾਬੇ - ਹੂ
ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਇਲਮ ਕਿਤਾਬੀ ਲਾਬ੍ਭਾ
ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਵਿਚ ਮਹਰਾਬੇ - ਹੂ
ਗੰਗਾ ਤੀਰਥ ਮੂਲ ਨਾ ਮਿਲਯਾ
ਪੈਂਦੇ ਬੇ -ਹਿਸਾਬੇ - ਹੂ
ਜਦ ਦਾ ਮੁਰਸ਼ਦ ਮਿਲਯਾ ਬਾਹੁ
ਛੁੱਟੇ ਸਬ ਅਜ਼ਾਬੇ - ਹੂ

ना रब्ब अर्श मुअल्ला उत्ते
ना रब्ब खाने काबे - हु
ना रब्ब इल्म किताबी लब्भा
ना रब्ब विच महराबे - हु
गंगा तीरथ मूल ना मिल्या
पैंदे बे-हिसाबे - हु
जद दा मुर्शद मिल्या बाहु
छुट्टे सब अज़ाबे - हु

Neither is God above the highest heaven
nor is God in the Ka’ba - He!
neither was God found in bookish knowledge
nor is God in the mosque’s niche - He!
(even) on pilgrimage to the Ganges,
the source was not found
(despite) going measureless distances - He!
when the Guide was found by Bahu
over were all the torments - He!

"Laziness is our biggest enemy" - Jawahar Lal Nehru.
"We should love our enemy." - Mahatama Gandhi.
Dasso hun bapu di manniye ya chache di..??