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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

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English |

I told her that i have no jewellery shop.
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Still she says, "Mahi Mahi Mahi Mainu Challa Pawaa De.."

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Punjabi |

Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai.
Girl: Utaaroon kya?
Boy: Main keha pajaami te hor v sohni hai.....

61

Punjabi

Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.

23

Punjabi

Kaale Badal chaaye hoye c te sante nu apni gf to thappar pe gaya...

Kyon?
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Kyoki ohne gana gata
"Aaj din chadya tere rang varga"..

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Punjabi |

Jis thaa te yaar tu pair dhare,
rabb jannat ton sohni oh thaa kar de,
tainu khush vekh yaara asin khush hunde,
saadi har khushi rabb tere naam kar de..

214

Punjabi

Santa : Kal mittra ne kudiya de college di bus rok layi..
Banta: Fer..?

Santa : .......fer ki, Aapa keha chabeel laggi aa pani pee k jaeo g.

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Punjabi |

ਉੜਤੇ ਹੁਏ ਪਰਿੰਦ ਕੀ ਪਰਵਾਜ਼ ਕੀ ਤਲਾਸ਼ ਹੈ
ਗੁਮ ਹੋ ਚੁਕੀ ਜੋ ਰੂਹ ਮੇਂ , ਉਸ ਆਵਾਜ਼ ਕੀ ਤਲਾਸ਼ ਹੈ
ਤਾਰੀਕਿਓ ਮੇਂ ਬਰਕ ਔਰ ਸੰਜੀਦਗੀ ਤੂਫ਼ਾਨ ਮੇਂ
ਬਜ ਰਹਾ ਜੋ ਅਜ਼ਲ ਸੇ ਉਸ ਸਾਜ਼ ਕੀ ਤਲਾਸ਼ ਹੈ ..

ਅਜ਼ਲ - eternity / without beginning

Udhte hue parind ki pravaaz ki talaash hai
gum ho chooki jo ruh mein, us aawaz ki talaash hai
taarikio mein barak aur sanjeedgi tufaan mein
baj raha jo ajal se, uss saaz ki talaash hai..

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Punjabi |

Koi aakhda rabb da roop ehnu,
koi rab da ehnu vajeer aakhe,
rabb v ohnu nai mod sakda,
gal mauj vich jehdi fakeer aakhe..

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Punjabi |

Sajjan chale gaye ajj
karke ohla,
Rabb agge ardaas
davin yaaraan nu hosla..

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Punjabi |

ਇਬਾਦਤ ਕਰ ਇਬਾਦਤ ਕਰਨ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਬਣਦੀ ਏ
ਕਿਸੇ ਦੀ ਅੱਜ ਬਣਦੀ ਏ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੀ ਕਲ ਬਣਦੀ ਏ ..

Worship God as it will clear all your hurdles
for some it happens today for some it happens tomorrow..

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Punjabi |

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