Mungfli di khushbu te gur di mithaas,
makki de roti te sarson da saag,
dil di khushi te apneyaan da pyaar,
Mubaarak hove tuhaanu eh Lohri da tyohaar!!!
*HAPPY LOHRI*

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Bulb jagaun naal savera nahi hunda
Batti band hon naal hanera nahi hunda
Malko kade "SMS " vi kar lea karo
Mobile ch number save karna hi bathera ni hunda..

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Nikki jehi phambiri
phire kanedaa
pub'aan ch addi chuke
lohri te kardi nakhra..

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Ek baba roz gurdware kirtan krda c,
Roz ek budhi lal suit pa ke aundi c,
Baba us nu pyaar krda c.
Ek din oh budhi nahi aayi
te baba kirtan krda kenda "sab sangta ayiea gi saade LAL nazar nai aaunde"
ose wele oh budhi HARA suit pa ke a jandi e.
Baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya gi vekh k sangta Harian-bharian..

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Judge to santa: tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho.
Tumhe sharam nahi aati..?
Santa: janab tusi ta roz hi aande ho
tuhanu ta dubb ke mar jana chaida hai.

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Teri razaa naal raat din chalde ne maalka,
chulhe, chiraag te dive balde ne maalka,
main galat c, galat haan,
kuch theek baksh de,
teri razaa wich rehan di taufeek baksh de..

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Love letter from Punjaban to Punjabi:
O mere dil de chaen, tere pichhe kutte paen.
Tu luteya mere dil da chaen, Rabb kare taenu keere paen.
Tere nain bade nashile, jiven jhaaru de teele.
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea, jiven chikkad vich saand faseya.
Jaane-jigar jaane-tamanna, edhar aa teriyan lattan phanna.

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Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon badhaa ditti..?
Santa: Break fail ho gayaa hai,
accident hon to pehlaan hi aapaa ghar pahunchna hai..

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Tussi hasde ho saanu hasaan waaste,
tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan waaste,
tussi ik vaari russ ke te vekho sohniye,
assi mar jaavaange taenu manaan vaaste.....

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ਉਮਰ ਲੰਮੀ ਨਾ ਸਹੀ, ਲੰਮੀ ਪਰਵਾਜ਼ ਤਾਂ ਹੈ
ਧਨ ਬਹੁਤਾ ਨਾ ਸਹੀ, ਉੱਚੀ ਆਵਾਜ਼ ਤਾਂ ਹੈ
ਨਾ ਸਹੀ ਸੁਹੱਪਣ, ਮਾਨ ਤੇ ਪ੍ਰਭਤਾ
'ਮਸਕੀਨ' ਤਾਂ ਹੈ, ਇਕ ਹਮਰਾਜ਼ ਤਾਂ ਹੈ ..

Umar lammi naa sahi, lammi parvaaz taan hai
dhan bahuta na sahi, oochi aawaaz taan hai
na sahi suhapan, maan te prabhta
‘Maskeenn’ taan hai, ik humraaz taan hai..

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Arz kitta hai..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
WAAH!!
Gaur karnaa..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
kyonki..
Sajnaa ne phull maareyaa..
GAMLE SAMET..
WAAH!! WAAH!!

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