Yin-Yang Qi

ਮੱਸੇ ਰੰਘੜ ਵਰਗੇ ਨੀ ਛੱਡੇ
ਤਾਂ ਟੀਨ ਦੇ ਡੱਬਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਕੀ ਔਕਾਤ ਏ
ਉੱਡਦੇ ਤੀਰ ਬੋਚਣ ਨਾ ਜਾ
ਨਾ ਰਹੇਗੀ ਹਕੂਮਤ ਨਾ ਰਾਜਾ ..

50

Punjabi |

ਕਬੀਰ ਜਪਨੀ ਕਾਠ ਕੀ ਕਿਆ ਦਿਖਲਾਵਹਿ ਲੋਇ ॥
ਹਿਰਦੈ ਰਾਮੁ ਨ ਚੇਤਹੀ ਇਹ ਜਪਨੀ ਕਿਆ ਹੋਇ ॥ 75॥

94

Punjabi |

Santa samosa wichon aaloo aaloo kha reha si
te bahar da hisa sut reha si.
Banta puchda hai ke
tu samosa cho sirf aaloo aaloo kyun kha reha hai..?
Santa : Dr. ne mainu baahar di cheezan khan to manaa kita hai..

01

Punjabi |

Santa da puttar - Phapaji eh Family Tree ki hunda hai?
Santa - Oye khote deya puttara,
Family Tree is just like Family Field,
jinve monty da khet, chedi di chapadee,
bhajane di keekar, mangu di beri etc. etc.

10

Punjabi |

na rabb arsh mu’alla utte
na rabb khaane kaabe - hu
na rabb ilm kitaabi labbha
na rabb wich mahraabe - hu
ganga teerath mool na milya
painde be-hisaabe - hu
jad da murshad milya baahu
chutte sab azaabe - hu

ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਅਰਸ਼ ਮੁ’ਅੱਲਾ ਉੱਤੇ
ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਖਾਨੇ ਕਾਬੇ - ਹੂ
ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਇਲਮ ਕਿਤਾਬੀ ਲਾਬ੍ਭਾ
ਨਾ ਰੱਬ ਵਿਚ ਮਹਰਾਬੇ - ਹੂ
ਗੰਗਾ ਤੀਰਥ ਮੂਲ ਨਾ ਮਿਲਯਾ
ਪੈਂਦੇ ਬੇ -ਹਿਸਾਬੇ - ਹੂ
ਜਦ ਦਾ ਮੁਰਸ਼ਦ ਮਿਲਯਾ ਬਾਹੁ
ਛੁੱਟੇ ਸਬ ਅਜ਼ਾਬੇ - ਹੂ

ना रब्ब अर्श मुअल्ला उत्ते
ना रब्ब खाने काबे - हु
ना रब्ब इल्म किताबी लब्भा
ना रब्ब विच महराबे - हु
गंगा तीरथ मूल ना मिल्या
पैंदे बे-हिसाबे - हु
जद दा मुर्शद मिल्या बाहु
छुट्टे सब अज़ाबे - हु

Neither is God above the highest heaven
nor is God in the Ka’ba - He!
neither was God found in bookish knowledge
nor is God in the mosque’s niche - He!
(even) on pilgrimage to the Ganges,
the source was not found
(despite) going measureless distances - He!
when the Guide was found by Bahu
over were all the torments - He!

20

Punjabi |

Bukkaan wich nahi paani rehnde,
jadon baddal meeh varsaaunde ne,
aksar bhul jaaunde ne oh,
jehre bahuta pyaar jataaunde ne.

145

Punjabi |

Once there was a CROW.
Uton pendi c SNOW.
Crow ne peeti WINE.
Crow ban gaya LION.
Ohne road te maareya LALKAARAA.
Truck thalle aa ke mar gaya VICHAARAA.
Moral: Ghar beh k pio.

6425

Punjabi

Sunder mundriye,
HO..
Tera kaun vichaara,
HO..
Dulha bhatti wala,
HO..
Dulhe ne dhee vehaai,
HO..
Sadh shakkar paai,
HO..
Bas-bas
eh fad 10 rupe te agge vadh.
HAPPY LOHRI

6120

Punjabi

Do bhoot galaan kar rahe si.
Pehla bhoot: Yaar tu kadi sardaar dekhe ne?
Doosra bhoot: Sardaar-sardoor kuch ni hunde,
sab mann da vehm hai, dari na.

21

Punjabi

Diwaana hona paenda e,
mastaana hona paenda e,
jis roop wich raazi yaar hove,
oh phes vatauna paenda e,
bulle warge murshid nu v,
nachna te gauna paenda e..

80

Punjabi |

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