Lao ajj suno sardar kaun hunde ne.

Jiss ooch neech da phark mitaya GURU NANAK si sardar,
jis Hinduan khatir sees luhaea GURU TEG BAHADAR c sardar,
jis dharm uton parwar gawayea GURU GOBIND SINGH c sardar,
tawi tatti te beh ke sikhi sidak na guwayea GURU ARJAN DEV ji c sardar,
Desh lai phansi nu gal nal laaea BHAGAT SINGH c sardar,
ena sir sehra saheedi da te gal kurbaani da haar,
eh hunde ne sardar.
so feel proud to be a sardar..

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ਨਹੀ ਆਸਰਾ “ਮਾਂ” ਵਰਗਾ ਲੱਖ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਵਸਦੀ ਏ
“ਪਿਉ” ਦੇ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਐਸ਼ਾਂ ਹੁੰਦੀਆਂ ਇਹ ਗੱਲ ਸੱਚ ਦੀ ਏ..

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Teacher to Banta: Tell me five animals living in water?
Banta: Frog.
Teacher: Theek hai, hor das?
Banta: Frog da peo, ohdi maa, behen te wotti..

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Kutte billiyon se khele to kya khele..
punjabi munde jad v khele sheraan naal hi khele..

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ਉਮਰ ਲੰਮੀ ਨਾ ਸਹੀ, ਲੰਮੀ ਪਰਵਾਜ਼ ਤਾਂ ਹੈ
ਧਨ ਬਹੁਤਾ ਨਾ ਸਹੀ, ਉੱਚੀ ਆਵਾਜ਼ ਤਾਂ ਹੈ
ਨਾ ਸਹੀ ਸੁਹੱਪਣ, ਮਾਨ ਤੇ ਪ੍ਰਭਤਾ
'ਮਸਕੀਨ' ਤਾਂ ਹੈ, ਇਕ ਹਮਰਾਜ਼ ਤਾਂ ਹੈ ..

Umar lammi naa sahi, lammi parvaaz taan hai
dhan bahuta na sahi, oochi aawaaz taan hai
na sahi suhapan, maan te prabhta
‘Maskeenn’ taan hai, ik humraaz taan hai..

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Aa jaa ajj badla nu chumiye,
maar udaari hawaa ch jhoomiye,
jadd sone wargi kanak lae hulaare khetaan wich,
us wele maahi pyaare nu Happy Vaisakhi kahiye..

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Ek baba roz gurdware kirtan krda c,
Roz ek budhi lal suit pa ke aundi c,
Baba us nu pyaar krda c.
Ek din oh budhi nahi aayi
te baba kirtan krda kenda "sab sangta ayiea gi saade LAL nazar nai aaunde"
ose wele oh budhi HARA suit pa ke a jandi e.
Baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya gi vekh k sangta Harian-bharian..

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On Teacher's Day Santa sends one SMS to his Teacher:
Master ji, Tuhadi kutt te gaalaan ne mainu banda bana ditta,
nahi te main dangar da dangar hi rehna c..

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Roti khadi aa ke nahi, kalli maa puchdi
kinne dollar kamaaunda baaki saare poochde..

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Bahn phad ke rok laende taenu,
je chaldaa saada zor hunda,
asin tere pichche kyon rulde,
je tere warga koi hor hunda.

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Laggi ik bimaari nu mudtaan beet gaiyaan,
dil te chaldi aari nu mudtaan beet gaiyaan,
ki samjhaavaan bebas apne naina nu,
ik dekhi shakl pyaari nu mudtaan beet gaiyaan.

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