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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

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English |

ਗੁਰੂ ਨਾਨਕ ਦੇ ਤਿੰਨ ਸਿਧਾਂਤ -
ਕਿਰਤ ਕਰਨੀ, ਵੰਡ ਕੇ ਛੱਕਣਾ ਅਤੇ ਨਾਮ ਜੱਪਣਾ
ਸਿੱਖ ਲਈ ਲਫ਼ਜ਼ ਨਹੀਂ, ਹੁਕਮ ਹਨ
ਪਰ ਅੱਜ ਸਿੱਖੀ ਡੋਲ ਗਈ ਸਤਲੁੱਜ ਦੇ ਪਾਣੀ ਤੇ ..

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Punjabi |

Ohnaa ne jagah jagah te naake laaye hoye ne,
Saare pange V tere hi paaye hoye ne,
2-4 Din gharon baahar na jaavin,
Baahar kutte fadan waale aaye hoye ne.

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Punjabi

Father: Tere result da ki baniya..?
Son: Dr. sahib da munda fail ho gaya.
Father: Te tera result..?
Son: Headmaster sahib da munda v fail ho gaya.
Father: Tu apna te dass.
Son: Khanna sahib da munda v fail hai.
Father: Kanjra tera result ki hai..?
Son: Tussi kehra bill gates ho, tuhada munda v fail ho gaya..

150

Punjabi

What has technology done?
Ik time siga, kukkad baang de ke jagaande si.....
ik aj da time hai,
asi kukkaddaan nu message bhej ke jagaa rahe haan.....

476

Punjabi

Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

50

Punjabi

ਪੈ ਜਏ ਸਾਂਝ ਏਹੋ ਜੇਹੀ
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਜਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਮਿਤਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਆਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਆ ਜਏ ਤੇਰੇ ਦੱਸੇ ਰਾਹ ਤੇ ਤੂਰਣ ਦੀ ਜਾਚ
ਤੇ ਹੋਏ ਗੱਲਵਕੜੀ ਇਉਂ ਕੇ
ਫੇਰ ਬਰਡੇ ਮਨਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ ।

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Punjabi |

ਜਿੰਦ ਵਾਰ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਇਹ ਯਾਰੀ ਨਿਭਾਵਾਂਗੇ
ਤੇਰੀ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਚ ਹੀ ਅਪਣੀ ਖ਼ੈਰ ਮਨਾਵਾਂਗੇ
ਤੂੰ ਚੁੱਪ ਕਰਕੇ ਸੋਂ ਜਾ
ਨਹੀਂ ਤਾਂ ਕੁੱਟ -ਕੁੱਟ ਕੇ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਸੋਆਵਾਂਗੇ ..

8035

Punjabi |

Aa jaa ajj badla nu chumiye,
maar udaari hawaa ch jhoomiye,
jadd sone wargi kanak lae hulaare khetaan wich,
us wele maahi pyaare nu Happy Vaisakhi kahiye..

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Punjabi |

ਐਸੀ ਭੀ ਹੰਸੀ ਹੈ , ਜਿਸ ਨੇ ਰੁਲਾਇਆ ਹੈ
ਕੁਛ ਐਸਾ ਭੀ ਰੋਨਾ , ਜਿਸਨੇ ਹੰਸਾਇਆ ਹੈ
ਜਨੂੰ ਐਸੇ ਭੀ ਹੈਂ , ਜਿਨ ਮੇਂ ਮੁਰਦਮੀ, ਹੈ
ਮੌਤ ਐਸੀ ਭੀ ਹੈ , ਜਿਸਨੇ ਜਗਾਇਆ ਹੈ ..

ਜਨੂੰ = ਦੀਵਾਨਗੀ
ਮੁਰਦਮੀ = ਦਲੇਰੀ

Aisi bhi hansi hai, jisne rulaaya hai
kuch aisa bhi rona, jisne hansaaya hai
janoon aise bhi hain, jin mein murdami hai
maut aisi bhi hai, jisne jagaaya hai..

120

Punjabi |

ਰਾਮਕਲੀ ਮਹਲਾ ੫ ॥
ਪਵਨੈ ਮਹਿ ਪਵਨੁ ਸਮਾਇਆ ॥ ਜੋਤੀ ਮਹਿ ਜੋਤਿ ਰਲਿ ਜਾਇਆ ॥
ਮਾਟੀ ਮਾਟੀ ਹੋਈ ਏਕ ॥ ਰੋਵਨਹਾਰੇ ਕੀ ਕਵਨ ਟੇਕ ॥੧॥
{ਪੰਨਾ ੮੮੫}

Details:
Human body is made up of five elements - Air, Water, Fire, Earth and Space and merges into them after the soul leaves the body. There is no death. The one who is crying is only due to ignorance and affection.



Punjabi |

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