Punjabi Language Quotes

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

ਮੈਂ ਖੁਸ਼ ਹੂੰ ਕਿ ਤਲਾਸ਼ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਛੋੜ ਦੀ
ਹੱਸ ਰਹਾ ਹੂੰ ਬੇਬਾਕ ਹੰਸੀ ਛੋੜ ਦੀ
ਹਾਲਾਤ ਕਾ ਤਕਾਜ਼ਾ ਮਾਹੌਲ ਕੀ ਮਜਬੂਰੀ
ਕਿਆ ਕਰੂੰ, ਮੈਂ ਕਿਆ ਕਰੂੰ, ਐਸੀ ਕਹੀ ਛੋੜ ਦੀ ..

ਬੇਬਾਕ - ਨਿਡਰ / ਮੂੰਹ ਫਟ


Mein kush hun ki talaash khushi chod di
has raha hun bebaak hasi chod di
halaat ka takaja maahol ki majboori
kiya karun, main kya karun, aisi kahi chod di..

ਖ਼ੁਦਾਵੰਦ ਬਖਸ਼ੰਦ
ਖੁਸ਼ ਹੂੰ ਤੇਰੀ ਰਜ਼ਾ ਮੇਂ

PUNJABI
P: Pangebaaz
U: Unbeatable
N: Naughty
J: Joshiley
A: Azaad
B: Bahadur
I: Intelligent

Teacher: Oxygen ki khoj 1858 wich hoi.
Sardaar: Thank GOD , mera janm us ton pehla nahi hoyea,
nahi te main ghut-ghut ke mar jaata.

Santa samosa wichon aaloo aaloo kha reha si
te bahar da hisa sut reha si.
Banta puchda hai ke
tu samosa cho sirf aaloo aaloo kyun kha reha hai..?
Santa : Dr. ne mainu baahar di cheezan khan to manaa kita hai..

ਅਸੀ ਨੀਵੇ ਹੀ ਚੰਗੇ ਹਾਂ
ਉੱਚੇ ਬਣਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ
ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਸਭ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰੀਏ
ਲੜਾਈਆਂ ਕਰਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ..