Cello The Pen Of India Lux The Soap Of India Amul The Quotes

Cello the pen of India
Lux the soap of India
Amul the taste of India
You the waste of India
the star of India..

In this cruel world
it is very difficult
to find a friend with
beautiful heart , pure feelings,
attractive personality & stylish looks.
So..
Kadar karo meri.

Sweet socho, smart socho,
achcha socho, sachcha socho,
pyaaraa socho.
I know it's difficult for u.
I have a shortcut for u.
Only mere baare mein socho.

Everybody wants.. someone special,
someone nice, someone thoughtful,
someone honest, someone cute,
someone perfect, someone attractive,
but why always me yaar.....!!

It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is ?