Ek bachcha paida hote hi nurse se bola,
"Light hai kya?"
Nurse bole: No
Bachcha: Oh my God , fir se Bihar mein paida ho gaya..

20

Hindi
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2 seater helicopter crashed on a kabristan in Punjab.
Next day's news: Punjab mein hawaai jahaaz gira,
250 laashe dhoond nikali gai hain, aur talaash jaari hai.

41

Hindi

Ek bewafa ki khatir humne jam utha liya....

Fir..

Fir kya..

bread pe lagaya or kha liya!!

Moral: Sabi ashik sharabi ni hote kuch BHUKHE bhi hote hain..

20

Hindi |

Arz hai
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Wah Wah!
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Haath Chhod kamine Meri Naak Beh Rhi Hai!

32

Hindi

Pathan - Moulvi sahab, wazu ke baghair namaz ho jaati hai?
Moulvi - Nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai.
Moulvi - Bhai, nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai, maine khud padh kar dekhi hai..

14

Hindi |

A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.

00

English |

New Teacher:
Students tell ur name and hobbies.
Now Boys start:
I am Robert, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
I am Rohit, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
I am Raghu, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
Teacher: I wonder u all have same hobbies, next girl..
I am bubble.

20

English

Doctor (at door, to butler): Tell your master the doctor is here.
Butler: The master is in great pain, sir. He is receiving nobody.

00

English |

Only a man knows a man.
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Shop-keeper: Wife ke liye chaahiye,
ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?

00

Hindi

Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"

10

English |

Maine apni jaan se love " id="link3" class="smsLink"> pyaar ki id to bana li
Par
Par
Par
Sala pswrd abhi tak pata na chala
..
Bcz she doesn't love me..

- Mashqoor Ahmed

13

Hindi |

Media people asked abhishek,
what is the difference between new n old umraao jaan..?
Abhishek replied, not a big difference,
nayi mein apni setting hui..
aur purani mein papa ki..

22

Hindi

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